Poll: Assuming that you are alive 2 years after the Zombie Apocolypse or Nuclear Apocolypse or Both?

[Overlord SoS]

Zombie Apocalypse - you basically can't die, and you don't even become a zombie if you go to the Winchester!

Beer prevents the Zombie Virus from entering your bloodstream, and what better place to find some than at the Winchester! Radiation would make beer undrinkable anyway.

 

[jimduckie]

Zombie. The plan is to drive to P.E.I. and blow up the bridge to it. We kill off all the infected there, and BAM, we're (relatively) safe.

what about the boats ?the zombies would figure that out eventually eh?

 

[slevin8989]

Zombies and i would probably survive by gathering all the supplies i can and going to Alaska

 

[KaiRai]

Hole in one. Besides anyone whose ever watched Day of the Dead would know just how hilarious such a situation can be.

Also anyone who's played left 4 dead knows it's a total laugh

 

[Overlord SoS]

Zombie Apocalypse - you basically can't die, and you don't even become a zombie if you go to the Winchester!

Beer prevents the Zombie Virus from entering your bloodstream, and what better place to find some than at the Winchester! Radiation would make beer undrinkable anyway.

Also, you know all the exits, and can smoke! You're completely safe!

But if one of your friends asks for a pound...

Edit: Oh wait, you can't smoke any more... Damn you, smoking ban!

You can MAKE the rules in a Zombie Apocalypse, smoke it up mate, you earnt it for all those dead zombies, and how hard you fought to protect the Winchester.

 

[jimduckie]

well the zombie hoard wouldn't survive long under the wheel of my truck but knowing how things would end up the zombies would demand equal rights and run for president because zombies are people too, but then hombies ( zombie humans ) would screw up and nuke us anyway

 

[Heytred]

nukes would screw me over, but i live in canada, so theres vary little chance of someone stupid enough to nuke us.

Not to sound hateful against canada or canadians, but if it was a nuclear apocolypse, somebody would find some reason to nuke Canada. Let us just hope when it does happen that Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are safe in a bunker.

Unfortunately, this is true, even though we're nice guys some jerky country with low self esteem and a large nuclear arsenal will be jealous of our overt awesomeness and they'll be like "F.U. Canada with your pristine wilderness and your rugged good looks! You always get all the hot girls." and we'll be like,"Hey man, you had your chance with Iceland, but she thinks your a douche now, back off." and they'll be all pissy, saying,"She's mine dude, you stole her from me." and then we'll be like,"She's not yours anymore, but she said she'd hook you up with her friend Albania." then they'd be all emo and say,"Albania's a skank, I'm going to end it all!!!" Then they would push the button and nuke Upper Musquodobout. We in turn would have to lay the smackdown on them and send out our elite Trained Beaver Attack Squad of Doom. After the dust settles from the Beaver attack, the devastation would be compared to Hiroshima, Bremen or . The UN would be forced to denounce our use of this Dooms Day squad, calling it excessive and inhuman. We would of coarse tell them to mind their own business unless they wanted 'some of this'. They would then say,"Yes sir, please don't hurt us." The new Canadian peace would break out all over the world, and everyone would have a parade...there will be cake and ice cream, possibly pie for the hot countries and the countries that are our bros.

 

[magnuslion]

zombies, because i can fight those bastards. radiation doesn't play fair.

my zombie survival plan involves the hostile take over and fortification of a wal-mart, but i wont go into detail here.

That worked so well in Dawn of the dead!

Bah. the mall they choose had too much glass, too many weak points and not nearly enough defensible positions. wal-mart has very few entrances ((2 at most)) and all the materials to barricade/wall up its few weak points. on top of that, they have a generator ((one of the most efficient systems in the world actually)) and water filtration/storage. almost like they were planning a zombie apocalypse.....((narrows his eyes a goes to check if wal-mart owns any stock in bio corporations.....

 

[Timotei]

nukes would screw me over, but i live in canada, so theres vary little chance of someone stupid enough to nuke us.

Not to sound hateful against canada or canadians, but if it was a nuclear apocolypse, somebody would find some reason to nuke Canada. Let us just hope when it does happen that Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are safe in a bunker.

Unfortunately, this is true, even though we're nice guys some jerky country with low self esteem and a large nuclear arsenal will be jealous of our overt awesomeness and they'll be like "F.U. Canada with your pristine wilderness and your rugged good looks! You always get all the hot girls." and we'll be like,"Hey man, you had your chance with Iceland, but she thinks your a douche now, back off." and they'll be all pissy, saying,"She's mine dude, you stole her from me." and then we'll be like,"She's not yours anymore, but she said she'd hook you up with her friend Albania." then they'd be all emo and say,"Albania's a skank, I'm going to end it all!!!" Then they would push the button and nuke Upper Musquodobout. We in turn would have to lay the smackdown on them and send out our elite Trained Beaver Attack Squad of Doom. After the dust settles from the Beaver attack, the devastation would be compared to Hiroshima, Bremen or . The UN would be forced to denounce our use of this Dooms Day squad, calling it excessive and inhuman. We would of coarse tell them to mind their own business unless they wanted 'some of this'. They would then say,"Yes sir, please don't hurt us." The new Canadian peace would break out all over the world, and everyone would have a parade...there will be cake and ice cream, possibly pie for the hot countries and the countries that are our bros.

Or... maybe the world gets tired of How it's Made and funky Canadian cartoons and decides to stop it at the source.

 

[fenrizz]

zombies, because i can fight those bastards. radiation doesn't play fair.

This.
Then I have a chance for a decent life afterwards.
Rebuild society in my image!
muahahahaha *evil laugh*

Or... maybe the world gets tired of How it's Made and funky Canadian cartoons and decides to stop it at the source.

That show is Canadian?
Canada, you just made my list!

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

I'd pick Zombie apocalypse, simply because I think it could be contained and the world could then get back to normal pretty quickly. Nuclear radiation, on the other hand, can last for thousands of years.

 

[Laura.]

Zombies, simply because I think they would be quite easy to handle. In movies nobody knew about them so they were caught off guard, but in reality everyone knows how they work. Nobody would get bitten for stupid things like "hey kid, are you ok?" -> grabs shoulder -> gets bitten. Everyone knows the kid is zombie!

 

[Heytred]

nukes would screw me over, but i live in canada, so theres vary little chance of someone stupid enough to nuke us.

Not to sound hateful against canada or canadians, but if it was a nuclear apocolypse, somebody would find some reason to nuke Canada. Let us just hope when it does happen that Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are safe in a bunker.

Unfortunately, this is true, even though we're nice guys some jerky country with low self esteem and a large nuclear arsenal will be jealous of our overt awesomeness and they'll be like "F.U. Canada with your pristine wilderness and your rugged good looks! You always get all the hot girls." and we'll be like,"Hey man, you had your chance with Iceland, but she thinks your a douche now, back off." and they'll be all pissy, saying,"She's mine dude, you stole her from me." and then we'll be like,"She's not yours anymore, but she said she'd hook you up with her friend Albania." then they'd be all emo and say,"Albania's a skank, I'm going to end it all!!!" Then they would push the button and nuke Upper Musquodobout. We in turn would have to lay the smackdown on them and send out our elite Trained Beaver Attack Squad of Doom. After the dust settles from the Beaver attack, the devastation would be compared to Hiroshima, Bremen or . The UN would be forced to denounce our use of this Dooms Day squad, calling it excessive and inhuman. We would of coarse tell them to mind their own business unless they wanted 'some of this'. They would then say,"Yes sir, please don't hurt us." The new Canadian peace would break out all over the world, and everyone would have a parade...there will be cake and ice cream, possibly pie for the hot countries and the countries that are our bros.

Or... maybe the world gets tired of How it's Made and funky Canadian cartoons and decides to stop it at the source.

The Canadian Gov't has denied all involvement with those shows and has apologized on several occasions, so you can't blame us. The world has never heard one word of apology from the US for all the Reality TV that has been inflicted on us throughout the years. Mark Burnett deserves to be tried in The Hague for crimes against humanity, then hung, drawn and quartered and burned, then have his ashes shot into the sun. F@$# Simon Cowl too!

 

[flare09]

Crap, I want to revote for zombies. I'd much rather be all alone than have possible survivors in the nuclear wasteland.

 

[Zosephine]

Nuking, because the only horrible beings to deal with afterwards would be other people.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm on the fence but I guess I would just join up with the Brotherhood of Steel if it's a nuclear apocolypse.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Zombies are killable, radiation isn't.

 

[CuervoJoe]

Zombies, because damn, but it's just more fun than radiation poisoning.