Poll: Bacon: Chewy, or Crunchy?

[Madara XIII]

From time immemorial there has been a constant divide between the peoples of the land. Those that demand their bacon to be crunchy and crisp, with their flags and banners of solidarity, versus those who prefer moist and chewy bacon, with their tabards of unity.

The question has been both a rallying cry and a prayer, for all people like bacon. This is well known, even Vegetarian high-shrug Angelo Marquis Bravoda once said "Unto the vegetarian shall no meat pass, except for the bacon meat, for it is succor and not meat when prepared thusly." All other groups that claim to be non-meat all have similar rules they don't tell anyone else about. ALL of them.

So, knowing that there exists this raging tumult of war surrounding this question... fellow escapists, which side do you stand on? Which shore do you call home?

Crunchy? or Chewy?

I like both Crunchy and Chewy!

I Swing Both Ways Baby!!

Aw hell, I'll say it.

I'm a slut when it comes to bacon.

I'll take it anyway you want me to.....*licks lips*

God I need serious help *Noms bacon*

 

[Madara XIII]

Chewy.

It just tastes of more.

Also Crunchy bacon is for casuals!

Curse you Bacon Hipsters!!

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Candied.

Good lord in heaven.

OT: Crunchy.

 

[b1zarr0]

when it comes to bacon my answer is:

all of the above

 

[Radelaide]

Depends. Also, raw bacon <3

 

[AvsJoe]

Raw.
No, really. I've eaten raw bacon before a couple of times. Dangerous, I know, but I have never enjoyed bacon like I did then.
Super-chewy!