Poll: Ban the Chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide

[Blatherscythe]

I've seen reports from a reputable source that the chemical know as dihydrogen monoxide must be banned. Here's why, it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting, it's a major component in acid rain, can cause severe burns in it's gaseous state, accidental inhalation can kill you, it contributes to errosion and has been found in the tumors of cancer patients. Now do you believe we should ban this chemical?

Vote before clicking spoiler.

Spoiler

Dihydrogen Monoxide is another term for water. I know there's a show that has done this, don't bother telling me.

 

[Monshroud]

Penn and Teller did this on Bulls!&#. I think it was part of a segment about getting Hippies to sign anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

 

[Danzaivar]

I've heard they STILL allow this vile poison to go into childrens food! What have we become as a society?!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Oh no! The world is covered in poison!
I already know what it is. A simple, common enough molecule >.>
Very common.
They call this the ____ planet for a reason >.>

 

[Blatherscythe]

Penn and Teller did this on Bulls!&#. I think it was part of a segment about getting Hippies to sign anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

Did you click the spoiler?

 

[Bob_F_It]

I've heard of some sick kids filling up super-soakers with this stuff and spraying it on other poor children.

 

[lacktheknack]

It's absolutely FILLED our reservoirs. Treatment plants don't filter it.

GET RID OF IT ALL.

 

[BloodSquirrel]

This has been bone a bunch of time. The California state government even fell for it once.

They even have a website for it.
http://www.dhmo.org/

 

[FrostyChick]

why hasn't this horrible substance been banned already... someone please think of the children?!

 

[Johnnyallstar]

This schtick has been going on for decades. AND I'M STILL ALL FOR IT!

 

[Lukeje]

It's not as bad as monoxodihydride. Did you know that 100% of serial killers were found with this in their system?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Love this one. One of the greatest mock-scares ever.

 

[nolongerhere]

This should be banned instantly. Do you know how many pople drown in this every year? They drown? Will someone think of the children?

 

[Treblaine]

Oh come on this is the oldest story they tell, I'll just select No on the poll and not that only

[HEADING=1]15% OF ESCAPIST USERS THINK IT SHOULD BE BANNED[/HEADING]

WHAAAAA-

Oh that is shameful.

 

[Gaderael]

Yes, it should be banned! And all forms of life that contain it should be exterminated for their own good!

 

[Latinidiot]

When I was little, someone put my head in the stuff. They say it deformed my face beyond recognition.


BAN THIS FILTH!

I mean, who invented it anyway?

 

[nolongerhere]

Oh come on this is the oldest story they tell, I'll just select No on the poll and not that only

[HEADING=1]15% OF ESCAPIST USERS THINK IT SHOULD BE BANNED[/HEADING]

WHAAAAA-

Oh that is shameful.

Consider the possibilty that they know the joke, and are merely doing it for their own amusement. That's why I clicked yes.

 

[Lukeje]

Oh come on this is the oldest story they tell, I'll just select No on the poll and not that only

[HEADING=1]15% OF ESCAPIST USERS THINK IT SHOULD BE BANNED[/HEADING]

WHAAAAA-

Oh that is shameful.

...but how many want to see it banned because it would be `funny'? I mean, I nearly clicked `Yes' because I would want to see how they would enforce it.

Edit: slight ninja.