Poll: Ban the Chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide

[SeanTheSheep]

It's absolutely FILLED our reservoirs. Treatment plants don't filter it.

GET RID OF IT ALL.

NOTHING FILTERS IT!
When it gets into the water supply, there's no way of getting it back out.
Did you know that less than 100ml of dihydrogen monoxide can kill you?

 

[Delock]

It can also make you fat, can be made from acid, cost you so much in repair bills as well as taxes, and knowing how to be around it is what made pirates successful.

 

[Thunderhorse31]

Hur hur, what's next, are you going to make a poll to end women's suffrage?

 

[Lukeje]

It's not as bad as monoxodihydride. Did you know that 100% of serial killers were found with this in their system?

I've always been quite suspicious of (3R,4S,5S)-6-(Hydroxymethyl)oxane-2,3,4,5-tetrol. How can a chemical compound with a systematic name like that be any good?

Well it does rot your teeth...

 

[RyQ_TMC]

I've heard it's an essential component in manufacture of all known hard drugs...

 

[Grand_Arcana]

It's not as bad as monoxodihydride. Did you know that 100% of serial killers were found with this in their system?

I've always been quite suspicious of (3R,4S,5S)-6-(Hydroxymethyl)oxane-2,3,4,5-tetrol. How can a chemical compound with a systematic name like that be any good?

Well, (3R,4S,5S)-6-(Hydroxymethyl)oxane-2,3,4,5-tetrol does play a part in diabetes.

 

[lacktheknack]

It's absolutely FILLED our reservoirs. Treatment plants don't filter it.

GET RID OF IT ALL.

NOTHING FILTERS IT!
When it gets into the water supply, there's no way of getting it back out.
Did you know that less than 100ml of dihydrogen monoxide can kill you?

People WASH in this stuff, man. I can't believe our governments haven't tried to be helpful and clean it out of the system.

 

[LastMondaysHangover]

Dihydrogen Monoxide murdered my family and burnt down my house, it must be stopped at once!

 

[Steam Colossus]

I voted no before clicking the spoiler and then shitted bricks.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

It's absolutely FILLED our reservoirs. Treatment plants don't filter it.

GET RID OF IT ALL.

NOTHING FILTERS IT!
When it gets into the water supply, there's no way of getting it back out.
Did you know that less than 100ml of dihydrogen monoxide can kill you?

People WASH in this stuff, man. I can't believe our governments haven't tried to be helpful and clean it out of the system.

Jesus. I also just loked it up, and guess what? It's a major part in the production of various alcoholic beverages.
Children drink it too you know!

 

[Oh That Dude]

But I'm 66% dihydrogen monoxide! They can't ban it!

 

[Hashime]

Dihydrogen monoxide is the most pervasive chemical in our environment! We must ban it!
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

 

[WittyName]

It heavily contributes to acid rain! D:

It must be stopped!

 

[XJ-0461]

Haha, I love this bit. It's funny to see how people react when you say anything that seems even slightly technical.

 

[tigermilk]

When mixed with sugar and a number of chemicals it results in a substance which is a direct cause of teeth decay as it is one of the ingredients in soft drinks.

It will also arguably be the cause of massive conflicts in the future due to its finite amounts.

 

[mjc0961]

No we should not ban water, and yes I know there are people dumb enough to not know what that is and say it should be banned.

 

[Lord Honk]

Prohibition will only increase the illegal distribution and empower crime syndicates 8)