Poll: Biggest Offender Against the English Language?

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Peter Chimaera said:
Digimon was ta hom eatnig breffist. He ate a omelette and toast with english muffins and he had bagels and Cap'n Crunch.
He was also eating orange juice a muffin and sausage and a bacon piece but he also ate just bread.
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nikomas1

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All of you who says it's hard to use popper grammar on you're cellphones, go get touchscreen ones, I can finally boast about something, Yay!
 
amazinglettera

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Wow, it's so impossibly hard to pick from that list! That and each of them really perpetrate different aspects of offensiveness. Texting was probably the initial evil by completely tossing grammar to the side of the road, driving backwards over it. But that was due to necessity considering how short texts had to be. Abbreviating words like "you" and "are" wasn't too bad. I will defend my vote of YouTube because a good 99% of those posts are just jaw-droppingly offensive. A great majority of those bad posts are textish type messages. No grammer to be found within a hundred miles. But they take it a step further in the fact that every post consists of two equally awful choices. Either "that wuz so awsum!! ROFL!!!1!" or "taht wuz gayz! u r gay n ur mom is gay." Either blind appreciation so as not to rock the boat or constant irrelevant berating using sexual slurs.
 
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Valiance said:
Soulja boy is not on the list.

However...
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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That made my brain cry.
 
ragestreet

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Ebonics. I don't even consider it a dialect. To me it's a speech disorder.
Edit: If you can go into a job interview and say "Yo wassup wassup homie? Imma beast thi innaview dawg." and actually get hired my mind MIGHT change.
 
sargebw86

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The Orks of 40K: they showed me how to relentlessly crush the year of speech therapy I learned in the 6th grade.
 
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