Poll: Blue eyes?. It means you're a genius

[Dark Knifer]

I have multi coloured eyes... What does that make me?

 

[Kollega]

What? How could you say such a thing?

I hate to call Godwin, but your blatant neo-Nazism will not stand!

Reported.

I love the smell of sarcasm in the morning.

 

[Evilbunny]

Asian people all have brown eyes, and there are a lot of genius asians out there. Your logic is invalid.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

I have multi coloured eyes... What does that make me?

Then you may have liver problems/failure and should seek medical attention immediately.

I keed!. I keed!

It means you have heterochromia.

 

[InsanityRequiem]

I have a weird mix of brown, yellow, and this strange silver/grey mix. What's that make me?

And blue eyes equals automatic geniuses? I'm trying not to laugh. My experience? blue eyed people fail just as badly as other eyed people.

 

[SonicKoala]

Hey, I have blue eyes - sweet! Hey, and I'm white and I have blonde hair... seems like I'm rocking the genetics thing.

 

[blackshark121]

Not only do you need blue eyes, but you need to be of arian descent, blonde hair, a problem with your arm that keeps it in a saluting position, you must walk like a goose, you gotta shout "ZIGHEIGH!" every morning, and you must purge everyone who isn't like you.


Yup.

[sup][sup][sup][sup][sup][sup]If you're thick skulled, I'm making a joke. You can only read this if you're quoting me, and as such must be flaming like an idiot, stop where you are as you're wasting your time. [/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup]

WRONG!

I only quoted you to see what the hell you were saying.

 

[TheEndlessGrey]

There's a little too much similarity for me to take this even half seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Elliott

 

[wynnsora]

I'm Other, because my eyes change color. Sometimes they're blue, sometimes they're grey, sometimes they're greyish blue. Also, I don't really count myself as a genius, no matter my mom's incessant reminder of my IQ. I'm smart by that standard, but to me it's just a number.

 

[Nils]

Scientists have way too much fucking time on their hands now. Find a new fossil fuel, make a ton of money, and then blow shit up with it. No more of this nonsense.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I am the blue-eyed monster... fear me. Although I think that report is crap.

 

[Nikolita]

Both my parents and my brother have blue eyes, as do I. I like to think I'm relatively smart... I don't know if I can say the same thing for my brother. I'm more inclined to call bull too, but that's just me.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Really? I have blue eyes and I've always felt like I have a disadvantage. ...not because of my eye colour just in general.

 

[dududf]

Not only do you need blue eyes, but you need to be of arian descent, blonde hair, a problem with your arm that keeps it in a saluting position, you must walk like a goose, you gotta shout "ZIGHEIGH!" every morning, and you must purge everyone who isn't like you.


Yup.

[sup][sup][sup][sup][sup][sup]If you're thick skulled, I'm making a joke. You can only read this if you're quoting me, and as such must be flaming like an idiot, stop where you are as you're wasting your time. [/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup]

WRONG!

I only quoted you to see what the hell you were saying.

I edited it just for you, feel proud.

Very Proud.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

lolz every blue eyed person i've known is retarded

Maybe its the other way round, you just think their retarded.

^.^

Well now we know who doesn't have blue eyes.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I have multi coloured eyes... What does that make me?

Then you may have liver problems/failure and should seek medical attention immediately.

I keed!. I keed!

It means you have heterochromia.

Heterochromia... My eyes match they just have shades of blue, green and hazel in them.

Liver problems? What are you...HURRRRRRRRRR*dies*

 

[ERadical]

Blue eyes isn't enough. You also need white skin and blonde hair. That's a recipe for success!

You sir, you win.

OT: My eyes are blue I'm a bit above average academically but quite good at sports, did I just screw the test?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

hey what about green with brown ring around iris?
forgot about us eh?