In general terms, I'll give a game at most, a few hours after which if I'm bored I will call it a day. Some games get even less than that.
- GTA4: I got as far as a mission to chase a guy out of a laundrette I believe, in a van. After being thoroughly bored until that point, repeating this mission over and over, only to fail each time was the last straw. It was uninstalled swiftly after. Boring combat, boring driving, boring characters, boring city, boring boring. After playing Saints Row III, I've lost my ability to tolerate shitty sandbox games. I even tried spawning a helicopter to try and see more of the city, then got blown out of the sky. F**k. That. Shit.
- Mirror's Edge: I think I played about 2-3 chapters, but the game was so awful in almost every way I removed it from my hard drive and returned it for a refund. When asked for my reason for the return, I said it was one of the worst games I've ever played.
- Kingdoms of Amalur: I gave this one about 5-6 hours, based solely on a handful of posts that acclaimed the action oriented combat. Considering how boring, tedious and uninteresting everything else was, I waited to try the combat properly. It was so boring I wanted to cry. I cheated to give myself all the interesting sounding abilities; it was still thoroughly boring. Uninstalled.
- Hitman: Absolution: I got as far as the nunnery before I gave up on this one. There was one brief glimmer of Hitman gameplay, but it was largely mired down by a shitty console game with shitty checkpoints, a fu****g score of all things, a stupid "intuition" mechanic and no fun to be had. Considering gunplay defeated the object of Hitman and "stealth" was shit, I'm amazed I lasted as long as I did. I laid down my vengeful fury in a hail of bullets against those who commited murder in a holy place, then uninstalled the game. Only saving grace is that I paid £5 for it so didn't waste any more money. (This game is also the reason I haven't pre-ordered Thief 4, since it's brought into doubt Squeenix's ability to make a good game in an old series (DE:HR withstanding).
- State of Decay: This game lasted 15 minutes (according to Steam). If I had known it was an XBLA game first that got ported, I wouldn't have bought it. As it was, after finding that I seriously did in fact have to hold down "E" to search through containers, instead of just pressing it, that it wasn't just my imagination, I uninstalled it. I couldn't abide such banal and inane mechanics.
- Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood: After playing Gunslinger (my first foray into the series) and thoroughly enjoying it, I thought I'd give BiB a go, especially as Yahtzee liked it. Upon discovering there was absolutely no way to change the shitty FoV, I uninstalled it. Steam says 19 minutes, but most of those were spent configuring the GFX options which kept resetting, entering the first level and finding out that my attempt at changing the FoV failed. I will never buy another Ubisoft game again if I cannot find evidence that it's possible to have a useable FoV. I'm tired of only getting shitty console ports.
Mars: War Logs: If I remember rightly, which I cannot be certain of, there were just too many issues with this title. It looked and sounded good on it's steam page, but in-game a mixture of shitty controls, unmappable keys, stupid design and mechanics and sub-par production values meant this game was uninstalled 62 minutes after installing it.