Poll: Catwoman, Harlequinn or Poison Ivy?

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cerebus23

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heck harley should get some extra props just because she was such an epic creation of batman the animated series that the comics made her cannon.
 

TermOfEndearment

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A night with Harley would probably mean I wake up without my testicles.

I have a thing for a more mature seductress. Poison Ivy gets my vote.

Also I think Catwoman would have fleas.
 

Xombiebubble

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Catwoman.

1. she's flexible.
2. i'm afraid of clowns
3. Ivy would probably give you super plant herpes
 

craddoke

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I would take Harley every day of the week and twice on Sundays. Hell, I could probably get my wife on board with the idea (if not the action).

You know, I never thought Silent Bob/Kevin Smith was weird for named his daughter Harley Quinn. Always seemed perfectly reasonable to me.
 

Sgt Doom

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Poison Ivy. I'd quickly find Harlequinn's brand of lunacy very tiring, Catwoman is rather meh.
 

Kyuubi Fanatic

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Spaceman_Spiff said:
How about Harley AND Ivy
Indeed!! You sir, have read my mind from the future!!

Perfect threesome! ^_^

If I had to pick one tho I SUPPOSE I'd have to go with Ivy (Sorry Harley :( Ivy just OOZES sensuality)

I don't get Catwoman. I've been a Batman fan for a long time, and I'm totally into catgirls, but Catwoman just never appealed to me. >_> I blame it on the costume :S
 

Blindswordmaster

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Harley is both psychotic and obsessed with the Joker, so pass. Poison Ivy would kill me the instant she found out I worked as a gardener, so hell no. That leaves Catwoman. Smart, sexy, and not a complete psycho? Dibs!
 

Lizardon

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JonnoStrife said:
If you could really have one of the three you've got to choose from:
A)A kleptomaniac furry with a leather fetish;
B)A stalker with a love of tentacle rape; or
C)A slightly crazy acrobat with a penchant for explosives.
When you put it that way ... can I choose Alfred?
 

Phuctifyno

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It basically comes down to Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead, doesn't it?. Hm, let's see...

Poison Ivy loses points for being in Batman & Robin. Catwoman loses points for being in Catwoman... but gets them back for Batman Returns... Harley hasn't been in a movie... so this system is no good.

I'd normally say Harley Quinn, but only a dead or gay or bat man could say no to Jim Lee's Catwoman. Actually, Batman couldn't.
 

Ithera

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Harley for me lads, the other options don't make for good survival odds.
Harley is crazy and totally off her rocker, but I think I might actually survive the ordeal.
 

Jark212

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Harlequinn, because I need to face my fear of clowns... Sexy, sexy, clowns...