Poll: Corporations are taking over the world!!! Who do you side with?

[Mcupobob]

So escapist lets say that corporations decided to openly take over the world. The Obvious main contenders would be Google, Microsoft, and Apple. But your free to choose joining whoever you want. Who do you side with?

Also for added fun, no joining the anti-corporation movement or anything like that. This is my hypothetical situation dammit!!

 

[New Troll]

Google. Much more relaxed environment.

 

[Aris Khandr]

Disney. If a corporation has to rule the world, may as well have some magic in it.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

Of course Google! Apple lost Steve Jobs so their done for and Microsoft has no new idea's anyway! And how does anyone find anything? GOOGLE you can't escape us we will find you and present all your searches in a convenient layout!

 

[rockhard556]

microsoft they have good reliable goods every 2nd release and well i just don't like the black clothes the apple store people wear and google has a death ray (good for you if you know the comic)

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I side with whoever JC Denton sides with.

Barring that...Google.

Why? XKCD put it pretty well...

Spoiler: Large image

Scroll AAALL the way down. It's the bottom 2 panels that are relevant

 

[iTeamKill]

easy, side with the one who employees me...

 

[Macgyvercas]

Nintendo! You have my sword!

 

[Episode42]

I'm going with Wal-Mart. They'll eventually grow so large they'll buy out Weyland-Yutani you know...

 

[Comando96]

Valve!

They aren't a Corporation yet but if they keep up the good work then their amazing attitude will make for a much much much more better world.

 

[Justanothergamer300]

Wal-mart all my shopping needs at convenient low prices

 

[pppppppppppppppppp]

Whichever corporation makes Bagel Bits. I'll sacrifice a lot of freedoms before I give up those slices of heaven.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Obvious answer is Valve. Gaming makes me who I am, and Valve primarily makes me the gamer that I am.

Less obvious answer is Dunkin Donuts. I'll be a very fat supporter, indeed. Om nom nom.

 

[GWarface]

Disney. If a corporation has to rule the world, may as well have some magic in it.

And ritual child abuse, if you ask some..

I would say Lego.. Wouldnt mind the world build up by Lego bricks...

 

[Rad Party God]

Google is the lesser evil of the three and most likely the dormant giant that will crush all other companies.

 

[Eventidal]

Probably Nintendo.

They may mess up on things and they've been leaning too far to the casual side, but they know what I, a hardcore gamer, am after and they deliver it. New experiences and gameplay-focused games. They know I don't give a damn about story in games, especially when it means compromise in gameplay. They usually know what consumers want better than the consumers themselves do.
Anyway, Nintendo would make a good world ruler. Their reign of terror would be one the whole family could enjoy!

 

[Fanfic_warper]

Disney. If a corporation has to rule the world, may as well have some magic in it.

Agreed.

 

[mental_looney]

Kraft at least we'd have chocolate and cheese.

 

[General BrEeZy]

man, its about bloody time Bungie fulfilled its 7th Goal! F*ck the other Corps., Long Live Bungie!!!