Poll: December 21,2012. What do you think will happen?

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Jaythulhu

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I believe that on 21/12/2012 I shall get very drunk, possibly fall over a number of times, eat a kebab, and maybe even throw up before passing out.

Now THAT's prophecy.
 

Cheesus333

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It's an ancient conspiracy. The Mayans could accurately predict all the ecplipses and things, so they assumed we'd follow whatever we told them after that. then they said that the world would end on that date, had a good laugh about it, and died.

What fools we are :D
 

Aeranlaes

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Nothing. I also didn't vote on your poll, as it's not superstition, it's naivete and idiocy.
 

Cheesus333

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Gothic Novel said:
Now here is where the Simpsons may just indeed look like a genius.
Hear me out...
OK in the Simpsons movie [SPOILER WARNING BY THE WAY] grandpa Simpson had a vision "People of springfield heed my warning: Twisted tail, a thousand eyes, TRAPPED FOREVERRRR! EPA EPA EPA!" In the movie obviously the twisted tail comes from spider pig, the thousand eyes comes from the fish that had birth defects caused by Industrial Plants emptying waste in the lake, and EPA is Environmental Protection Agency.
[stay with me here]
OK now lets go ahead and compare that to our world:
twisted tail - ugh... I do not know what this would be... sorry!
A thousand eyes - Of course refers to the Patriot Act!
Trapped Forever - Global Warming!
EPA - God
...Um...

...Yeah...

Comparing the Simpsons Movie to an ancient prophecy is what some might describe as 'stupid.'
 

goncalobms

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I say maybe, maybe not ... because anything can happen really and when the world does end (if ever during mankind's existence) there will always be someone who could say "I told you so" ... but they won't because the world ended.

If you are really into it I bet somewhere around the line of history someone said that pretty much that any given day you pick will be, was supposed to be ... THE end of the world.

Ok maybe not always a specific day but an era, a month a year or a Monday.

So yes ... the world might end that day but I couldn't really be bothered because after that me and everything I know would be dead ...

:D
 

Ago Iterum

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I found a pretty awesome article on the internet that discusses this subject. Here it is...


Reason one: Mayan calendar


The first to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things -- building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and sacrificing virgins.


Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it?s likely they?ve got the end of the world right as well.

Reason two: Sun storms


Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery. Our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic and it?s supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the earth with lot of radiation energy. It?s been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse and calculations suggest it?ll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.

Reason three: The atom smasher


Scientists in Europe have been building the world?s largest particle accelerator. Basically, its a 27 km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it?s properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They?re predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.


Reason four: The Bible says it


If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn?t bad enough, religious folks are getting in on the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between good an evil, has been set for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese Book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.


Reason five: Super volcano


Yellowstone National Park in United States is famous for its thermal springs and old faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple -- it?s sitting on top of the world?s biggest volcano and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we?re many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.


Reason six: The physicists


This one?s case of bog -- simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berkely University have been crunching the numbers. They?ve determined that the earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event.
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Reason seven: Earth?s magnetic field


We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that shields us from most of the sun?s radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call North and South have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so -- and right now we?re about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30 kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is under way, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.
 

sheic99

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Khedive Rex said:
Why precisely does the end of a calendar mean the end of the world? The Mayans, as a culture, claim to have lasted through three distinctly different "ages of the earth". The fact that there calendar ends on Dec 2012 just means that thats when they were expecting the next one.

And, from a completely pointless astrological perspective (I can't even help myself), we are right at the end of the age of Pisces moving into the age of Aquarious so you could argue that they have a point.
The Mayans did not claim that they lived through 3 different "ages of earth." Each age was the gods attempt at making man. I can only remember the 3 out of the 4 that was used. Their gods attempted to use mud and wood before human. The whole dooms day prophecy was a misinterpation that somehow got famous. In fact the fourth world is finished and the fifth world begins.

Lastly, the calender never does not end in December. The Mayan date for 12/21/2012 is 13.0.0.0.0. There are four higher cycles that allow it to go back further.
 

SecretTacoNinja

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I think absolutely fuck-all will happen, humans have been making predictions like this for centuries and they have always been wrong.
 

Limasol

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What is about to follow is a rather lengthy post. If you don't want to read it then fine, just remember that what the ancients believed is often pretty stupid, why should you trust someone who believed a little elf creature made a river flow rather than gravity. There is not clear indication the Mayans believed anything would happen, they most likely just got bored of writing out years.....

Oh, and if you've read this before, that probably because i posted it on the last thread that was about this subject, and the one before that:

Abandon all your possessions and run for the hills: It has been foretold that the world is coming to an end sooner than you think, in the year 2012. It seems that you can't pick up any newspaper or magazine without reading that the apocalypse is almost upon us.

What really is going to happen in 2012? Asteroid 433 Eros is going to pass within 17 million miles of the Earth in January; the United States will hand over control of the Korean military back to the Koreans in April; there will be an annular solar eclipse in May and a solar transit of Venus in June; the Summer Olympics will take place in London; the Earth's population will officially pass 7 billion people in October; the United States will elect a new President in November; construction of the new Freedom Tower will be complete in New York City; the sun will flip its magnetic poles as it does at the end of every 11-year sunspot cycle; and, as I'm sure you've heard by now, the Mayan calendar completes its 5,125 year cycle, presumably portending the End of Days.

Mayans had three calendars. They had a solar calendar that was 365 days long, and a ceremonial calendar that was 260 days long. These two calendars would synchronize every 52 years. To measure longer time periods, they developed the "long count" calendar, which expressed dates as a series of five numbers, each less than twenty; something like the way we measure minutes and seconds as a series of two numbers each less than sixty. And, just in case this might seem too simple, for some reason the second to last number was always less than eighteen. The first day in the Mayan long count calendar was expressed as 0.0.0.0.0, and by our calendar, this was August 11, 3114 BC. Every 144,000 days (or about every 395 years, which they called a baktun), the first number would increment, and a new baktun would start. Recall how we all got to enjoy the excitement on the millennium of watching the digital displays roll over from 12/31/1999 to 1/1/2000? Well, that's what's going to happen on December 21, 2012 to the Mayan calendar. It's going to roll over from 12.19.19.17.19 to 13.0.0.0.0, just as it has done each of the previous twelve baktuns. There's no archaeological or historical evidence that the Mayans themselves expected anything other than a New Year's Eve party to happen on this date: Claims that this rollover represents a Mayan prediction of the end of the world appear to be a modern pop-culture invention. It's true that the Mayan carvings of their calendar only depicted 13 baktuns, but what did you expect them to do? Carve an infinitely long calendar every time they wanted to express a date? The explanation could be as simple as they didn't expect people in the 21st century to still be obsessed with their archaic calendar.

Another story predicting doom in 2012 says that a new planet, variously described as Planet X, a planet/comet (which makes no sense), or the planet "Nibiru" is going to pass so close to the Earth as to cause earthquakes and tidal waves and all kinds of destruction, possibly even flipping the Earth completely upside down. This is an urban legend that's been around for a long time, but for most of the story's history, this was supposed to happen in May of 2003, as any Internet search for "Planet X" will reveal. Apparently what happened is that the Planet X advocates, perhaps embarrassed or disappointed that 2003 passed without incident, heard about the much more popular Mayan calendar story, and decided that 2012 is close enough to 2003 that it must be the correct date and that the Planet X destruction is probably what the Mayans were foretelling. The Planet X legend got started by misinterpretations of astronomical observations combined with an ancient Sumerian carving that has been erroneously interpreted to depict a solar system with ten planets. Why the craftsmen who made carvings in ancient Sumeria should be presumed to have planetary knowledge superior to that of modern astronomy is not convincingly argued. If you're interested in all of the actual science behind the Planet X story, there's no better source than Phil Plait's "Bad Astronomy" blog, which goes into all the facts, rumors, and sources in detail.

Here's one more reason people are frightened about 2012. About 500 years ago, Copernicus confirmed what Hipparchus had observed in 2200 BC: that the axis of the Earth, which leans over at 23.5°, completes one full rotation every 25,765 years. This means that in 12,000 years, Christmas will come to Australia in winter and the northern hemisphere will depict Santa in Bermuda shorts. Astrologers call this period a Great Year, and they divide it into 12 Great Months or astrological "ages", each about 2,147 years long. Each age corresponds to one of the signs of the zodiac. We are currently in the Age of Pisces, and like the song says, we're soon going to enter the Age of Aquarius. According to modern official delineations of the edges of the constellations, we'll move into the new age in the year 2600. But there's some disagreement, and some astrologers place it at 2595, 2654, or 2638. A few put it much earlier, as soon as 2150 or even 2062. However, once the news of the Mayan calendar broke, a large segment of the astrological community abandoned the official constellation definitions and stated that the Age of Aquarius will begin in 2012. So, you can call this a third major reason why the world will end in 2012, but you have to be awful loose with your astrology, and you also have to think of some reason why the dawning of the Age of Aquarius might bring on the end of the world. I have not found any plausible claims for how it might have this effect.

So that's a lot of reasons, weak though they might be, to predict that the we're all going to die in 2012. However, there's one significant fact that the 2012 doomsayers all seem to forget: Despite all the various 2012-ish predictions for the end of the world, there are far more stories of apocalypse with different dates. For example, popular interpretations of Nostradamus found predictions for the end of the world in July of 1999, December of 1999, June of 2002, and October of 2005. It's also been said that his writings could mean the dead will rise from their graves in either 2000, 2007, or the year 7000. Nostradamus never said anything about 2012.

Many Protestant Christians believe that the end of the world will come in the form of what they call the Rapture, when the righteous will all be whisked away to heaven. Shakers believed the Rapture would come in 1792. Seventh Day Adventists first calculated it would happen in 1843, then when nothing happened, they found an error in their calculations and corrected it to 1844. The Jehovah's Witnesses made firm predictions for 1918, 1925, 1941, 1975, 1984, and 1994. A book was published in 1988 called 88 Reasons the Rapture is in 1988. A number of Bible scholars found firm scriptural evidence that the Rapture would happen in October of 2005. Thousands of Koreans gave away all their money and possessions in preparation for the Rapture on October 28, 1992. Even Sir Isaac Newton made a calculation based on scripture that showed the Rapture could not happen before 2060. Some Jewish scholars place the "end of days" via Armageddon in the year 2240. I couldn't find 2012 mentioned in any of these stories.

In fact, James Randi's magnum opus publication An Encyclopedia of Claims, Frauds, and Hoaxes of the Occult and Supernatural lists 44 distinct end of the world predictions that all came and went unfulfilled. Why should we think that the 2012 legends are any different? Any examination of the science behind any of the stories, even a glib examination, reveals a complete absence of plausible foundation. Only the Planet X story, which is the most easily falsified as it depends on concrete astronomical observations that are demonstrably false, offers a proposed mechanism for exactly how this "end of the world" is to be accomplished, the alleged gravitational destruction. Neither the Mayan calendar people, nor the Age of Aquarius people, have offered any claims for how or why the world will end, only that their particular legend points to a rollover in some ancient calendar. My calendar rolls over every time the ball drops in New York, and I've yet to see this cause any planetary cataclysm, except for the guy who has to mop out the drunk tank at the NYPD.

Many people tend to place more trust in ancient neolithic traditions than in the observations of modern science. There's nothing wrong with studying and respecting our predecessors' history for what it was, but when you turn things over and start believing that scientific knowledge of the natural world has only decreased over time, you're not doing anyone any favors.
 

jockslap

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CoziestPigeon said:
It's simple guys. 2012 is when Palin plans on running for prez. If she wins, its over.
haha, yeeah i just noticed that!


although, if the world does end in 2012, im gunna make damn sure i had a good time beforehand!
 

axia777

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Nothing, it is lame. I will laugh at people who think the world is coming any end. The end of the world will only come from nature. If a super Gama Ray Burst happened too close to Earth. That would screw us for sure. I know for sure that the Sun will burn the Earth to a crisp in a couple of billion years.
 

EeveeElectro

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Strangely enough, the ad's on this thread were;

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TheKnifeJuggler

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I'm sure it won't be the end of humanity, but it would possibly signal the end of human life on earth.

Like it's the point when people start living on the moon.
 

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Wouldn't it be more appropriate to be 21/12/2112? Instead of 21/12/2012... or is that just me? Also isn't this thread a little early...
 

Jonathan Hexley

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Nothing will happen.
It's a random date. Anyway, they just predicted eclipses, doesn't mean the end of the calendar is the end of the world.

But if Jesus comes down from the heavens on December 20th 2012 and warns everyone of the impending doom, then MAYBE, just MAYBE will I lie on the floor with a paper bag on my head.
Remember kids, don't panic.
... 'Cause the world probably isn't ending on 21st of December 2012.
 

Copter400

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Nothing will happen. There was a slight miscalculation on the part of the Mayans; the world will end on December 22nd.