DUH! how can nobody see what the truth of this is? Somebody finally releases the FPS where you play as cortes beating the hell out of the aztecs. Because it's so awesome, nobody does anything all day but play it. Hospitals, schools, supermarkets, everything is deserted. People even stop wanting to eat, knowing that maximising play time is their only goal left in life. Thus, everybody dies. Except that ***** who complained about mass effect on CNN. Or was it FOX news? Either way, that ***** doesn't play it. She gets confused and jumps into a meat grinder.
Perfect end to a pretty average planet XD