Sometimes, though most of the time I just shake and pretend I'm dickslapping somethings, like a vase or a hooker.
Poll: Do any other guys do this after they take a leak? (Weird question)
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This. Seriously, just... Wait a few more seconds, then do this. And no, no need to be rough, but "pull" a few times. If you do it right, there's no more drops.DoPo said:
As for this:
No, I don't know that, because it's honestly never happened to me before.Hunter65416 said:
Before this thread, I didn't even realise this was a problem that other guys faced... You learn something new every day.
EDIT: This definitely ranks high in the "weirdest threads I've posted in" list. As good a note to go to bed to as any, I guess.
G'night everyone!
[James bond voice] Shaken, not wiped [/James bond voice]
Never even heard of any guy doing that. Maybe it's a cultural thing?
Never even heard of any guy doing that. Maybe it's a cultural thing?
Nope, but I still make sure it's empty and clean. It only feels like there's maybe a drop or two unreleased after taking a shit, and then I always first wipe my dick.
I find the debate on leaving the toilet seat up/down/sideways as completely fucking ridiculous. You close the seat and the lid before you flush. Unless you want to bathe in the invisible toilet bacteria cloud which jumps upwards every single time you flush. Might as well leave it closed so it won't smell and there's no chance of anyone dropping their phones or whatever in.
I find the debate on leaving the toilet seat up/down/sideways as completely fucking ridiculous. You close the seat and the lid before you flush. Unless you want to bathe in the invisible toilet bacteria cloud which jumps upwards every single time you flush. Might as well leave it closed so it won't smell and there's no chance of anyone dropping their phones or whatever in.
Sometimes. Not usually.
My posting is off today. If it's not typos, I'm leaving out whole sentences. x_x
It's only awkward if you've got a boner at the same time, in which case it'll be difficult to do your business in much anything other than a urinal. I sit down whenever I'm in a restroom I'm responsible for cleaning. When you're standing, it bounces back out of the toilet(not so much that the naked eye can see it) enough to build up over time. I typically find the restroom easier to clean without having that to worry about. Which is also why I'll never understand how people can use urinals. It bounces off the back wall and back onto your hands and pants(yes, enough to see and feel it) and that's just gross.Colour-Scientist said:
My posting is off today. If it's not typos, I'm leaving out whole sentences. x_x
Omg, I can't believe that other people actually do that. I know about the whole "you never the only one thing", but I didn't think anyone else actually did that... I'm a neat freak, what can I say...
Ow, that image... Ergh. I hate having to do ta numba 2 on campus just because I know my butt will be in pain the rest of the day... but on my penis? Thats against the Geneva Convention man.SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
But yeah, the nastiness of it at the same time, even though it has a COVER on it, just... multiples the problem of the sandpaper of doom they put in there.
It depend on how much I get shake it off and where I am. If I can shake all of it then it's no problem. If I'm not using the toliet in the public toliet than no I won't get a toliet paper just to get all of it out.
I think it's about leaving drops on the seat, floor, walls, etc. Apparently some German toilets are not very compatible with pissing from height. You're supposed to sit down on them facing the wall.Woodsey said:
Related: Having to use a toilet that a drunk man has just used is not an experience I would wish on many people. *shudder*
I have a question:
when you've almost emptied your bladder entirely does anyone get a shiver?
I do and it's really weird, it's like an uncontrollable spasm. Not related to the penis, not sexual in any way, just a shiver.
As for the paper? Uhhhhm, sometimes? Less often than not using it.
when you've almost emptied your bladder entirely does anyone get a shiver?
I do and it's really weird, it's like an uncontrollable spasm. Not related to the penis, not sexual in any way, just a shiver.
As for the paper? Uhhhhm, sometimes? Less often than not using it.
My main problem is that the tip is always hanging in the water, so naturally I use some toilet paper to dry it.
Excuse me, on what german toilets exactly did you go?
I never saw any of these and I have been living here for more than 10 years.
But it is considered rude to piss whilst standing up and leave drops of urine everywhere, possibly also drenching the floor in urine and the toilet paper, etc.
There are urinals for those of you who feel the need to piss standing up, but others are required to sit down on a toilet.
Because if ze toilet was engineered with a seat, who are we to defy ze engineers work.
Also it's a lot more comfy to sit down, I usually manage to reel most of my member in and nothing hangs in the water
MetalMagpie said:
Excuse me, on what german toilets exactly did you go?
I never saw any of these and I have been living here for more than 10 years.
But it is considered rude to piss whilst standing up and leave drops of urine everywhere, possibly also drenching the floor in urine and the toilet paper, etc.
There are urinals for those of you who feel the need to piss standing up, but others are required to sit down on a toilet.
Because if ze toilet was engineered with a seat, who are we to defy ze engineers work.
Also it's a lot more comfy to sit down, I usually manage to reel most of my member in and nothing hangs in the water
When I was like 3, maybe. I do remember that as part of my potty training. It just seemed increasingly pointless though. One thing I did get into the habit of doing is taking a wad of paper and wiping down the rim for errant splashes. That little bit of maintenance is enough to keep a bathroom looking far more fresh than my roommate's bathrooom. I can go about 2-3 months without feeling inclined to clean it, compared to the 2-3 weeks that it takes their bathroom to get in worse shape than those 2-3 months my bathroom will withstand. Their bathroom smells so bad around the toilet, I feel like I'm going to catch something from it.
YES god I was just going to ask that myself. That's what I used to think people meant when they said they shook after peeing. "Yeah I shake all over too...wait, just your penis? That's weird" But no, the spasm thing happens to me every time.Fluffles said:
