Poll: Do any other guys do this after they take a leak? (Weird question)

[Womplord]

No, I've never done that... sometimes there is a drop or two but if I squeeze it out then it's doesn't really happen. Besides, I don't really care if there is a drop or two of urine in my underwear, it dries fast anyway. That actually sounds painful, my dick is sensitive...

 

[Jaeke]

Huh? I didn't know that was a questionable thing to other dudes. I always assumed that it was protocol to wipe pee off the seat with toilet paper.

So... no, it's not weird.

 

[smithy_2045]

I don't leak after taking a leak, so I don't do that.

 

[CleverNickname]

only when I'm not wearing underwear. cuz that's what underwear is for.

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

If you care about personal hygiene you'll wipe it.

 

[prophecy2514]

I generally whip my dick around like a helicopter to quickly dry it, its an ancient technique called spin drying, works like a charm, no need to wipe

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I generally whip my dick around like a helicopter to quickly dry it, its an ancient technique called spin drying, works like a charm, no need to wipe

I'm glad I opened this thread this morning before really starting the day. Hysterical.

 

[templar1138a]

I usually do, when I spot it. I mean, the toilet paper's right there (I don't use urinals), so I may as well. The alternative is weird and a bit unpleasant.

 

[templar1138a]

Huh? I didn't know that was a questionable thing to other dudes. I always assumed that it was protocol to wipe pee off the seat with toilet paper.

So... no, it's not weird.

He's not talking about wiping it off the seat.

Also, there are plenty of douche bags who don't wipe off the seat.

 

[PromethianSpark]

I used to have very serious OCD problem wif hygiene, so I get it. As odd as this is going to sound, part of staying recovered is to be considerably less hygienic than normal, as it doesn't take alot to slip back into old patterns and I will find myself having 6 showers and 2 baths a day. Once you start being a little less hygienic, you realise that the whole thing is bullshit. Yes ofc, if you don't shower you will smell, and you don't want that. But the truth is that western society as developed an very unhealthy obsession with hygiene, which serves not only to weaken our immune systems, but also potentially breed super bugs. Furthermore, I know a history Phd that informs me that there is reasonable evidence to link an social obsession with hygiene, to a societies immanent decline. Food for thought I guess

 

[Jadak]

I think it's more an issue for uncircumsized fellows like myself. I do it every chance I get because those few drops of piss left over can leave your foreskin smelling rank. TMI I know but it's the truth.

Pretty much my thoughts, I couldn't care less about getting a couple drops into my pants, not likely to make much of a difference, but that same little bit goes a long way to making things unpleasant down there when it's got nowhere to go.

 

[Blunderboy]

I know guys who do that. There's nothing wrong with it, in fact, I prefer it when they do.
Nothing I hate more than going down and... you know... and it stinks of wee or something. I'd even like it if they gave it a good ol' wash afterwards!

On the contrary, I know women who don't wipe. Euurrghh.

Wait there are guys who don't wash it before they put it in someones mouth?
Dafuq!

 

[The Ubermensch]

I do, but then I dab a bit of water just past my knee

"Take me home baby and I'll bruise your lungs"

Yeah... no; that one takes a bit of post pick up line charisma to get to work; but worth it.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I know guys who do that. There's nothing wrong with it, in fact, I prefer it when they do.
Nothing I hate more than going down and... you know... and it stinks of wee or something. I'd even like it if they gave it a good ol' wash afterwards!

On the contrary, I know women who don't wipe. Euurrghh.

Wait there are guys who don't wash it before they put it in someones mouth?
Dafuq!

Well... I don't exactly give a boyfriend much warning, I just dive in LOL.
It'd just be odd to say "Would you mind washing your penis, darling? I'd like to put it in my mouth now!"
I'd assume most guys wash it if they knew they had a girlfriend coming over or if they lived with her. But if it does smell horrible I'll ask him to go wash before I do anything.

 

[Blunderboy]

I know guys who do that. There's nothing wrong with it, in fact, I prefer it when they do.
Nothing I hate more than going down and... you know... and it stinks of wee or something. I'd even like it if they gave it a good ol' wash afterwards!

On the contrary, I know women who don't wipe. Euurrghh.

Wait there are guys who don't wash it before they put it in someones mouth?
Dafuq!

Well... I don't exactly give a boyfriend much warning, I just dive in LOL.
It'd just be odd to say "Would you mind washing your penis, darling? I'd like to put it in my mouth now!"
I'd assume most guys wash it if they knew they had a girlfriend coming over or if they lived with her. But if it does smell horrible I'll ask him to go wash before I do anything.

Fair enough, and I'm not going to complain about the prospect of sudden blowjobs, but especially if your other half as a propensity for them, the least you can do is make sure it's always dry with a dab of tissue when you go to the loo.

 

[BaronUberstein]

...you must be shaking wrong, because I'm dry after shaking.

 

[Jaeke]

Huh? I didn't know that was a questionable thing to other dudes. I always assumed that it was protocol to wipe pee off the seat with toilet paper.

So... no, it's not weird.

He's not talking about wiping it off the seat.

Also, there are plenty of douche bags who don't wipe off the seat.

Oh alright that makes sense, in which case, meh. It's not WEIRD persay but I don't do it. Just shake a couple times and leave the rest to fate

 

[Flames66]

Can't say that I ever have... nope. It's not that weird or gross of a question, I have had those wayward drops before. My best way to solve this problem is usually shake it a bit more before tucking it back in. After all, if you're peeing in a urinal in a public bathroom, there usually isn't any toilet paper within arm's reach.

This is part of the reason I never use Urinals.

Are you kidding? I wish I had a urinal in my own washroom.

Fair enough, I just don't like them. I like to piss in private.

 

[Lyri]

I rarely wipe after going to the bathroom for number ones. Just sit, spread and go.

You sound like you're buttering toast at the table.

OT: I just shake, it's not like I can't swing it around enough until it's dry. *shrug*