Poll: Do You Hate Children?

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Rayne870

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I don't hate kids, I hate parents that don't know how to properly raise kids.

Edit: I'm not fond of newborns, they all look like aliens to me, but that will probably change when I have my own little alien.
 

Shadow-Phoenix

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Wenseph said:
SacremPyrobolum said:
Wenseph said:
I don't really like children. They're annoying.
Ironic considering your avatar.
I know, but the show is awesome. XD
The show is full of bi-winning and tiger blood and apart from that i hate the 14-16 teenagers because they are at that age where they think full of themselves to mock everyone they see as different and not to mention they try to become adults way too early in their life.
 

TheDarkestDerp

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"Hate" seems to be a incredibly little-understood word on this site, and a very juvenile concept in expression being little more than a synonym for "...am annoyed by".

No, I do not "hate" children. I find noisy, smelly, drooly little fatbags annoying, yes, and certainly NOT "sacred", "our future" or my obligation to help raise, but I do not "hate" something which is inherently an empty purse.
 

Rotting Corpse

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Why didn't you include a No option in that poll?

NO I don't hate children, I love them. However, when someone says that they don't like children, I completely understand. I can see exactly why someone would dislike children of any age. I don't mind though cause I just want to run around and play with them. At this point in my life though I want to be able to give them back to someone else when I'm done playing with them. I don't want any for myself yet.
 

Ignatz_Zwakh

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I love children..though I live above a daycare, so maybe I grew to like them..I know for a fact that since moving here I've made less dead children jokes, for instance..oh who am I kidding. :p
 

DustyDrB

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I've spent a good bit of time around kids, and I say this as a guy who doesn't even want children of his own. This past summer, I worked for a organization that offers mentoring (kind of like a "Big Brother" type deal) to kids who were referred to us by the Department of Juvenile Justice.

Before that, I spent about three years during college volunteering with a team who went into a low-income community and (with consent from parents) just played with the kids and did some lessons. The kids were anywhere from 5 to 16 and many of them I'll admit were mischievous or downright cruel to other kids. But they're still just kids, and lots of them had some terrible parents (if they even had parents).

Even at their worst, I cannot hate a kid. They don't think like us, they don't know everything we know. Even more, we don't know what's going on in their lives. If you really need to place your dissatisfaction anywhere, place it on parents. I've seen way too much neglect, abuse, and spoiling from parents to ever focus my disdain on a kid.
 

BrownGaijin

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It's not that I hate children, it's just that:

I hate stupid parents!

What do I mean by that? Well there are some parents out there that think just because they have children, that they have the right to break whatever rule they want. For example: I worked next to the Universal Amphitheater at one point in my life, and one of the events held there was a Barney musical. I still can't believe how these parents would jump the ropes and spit on a person, just to get their kid into a the show a fraction of a second faster.
 

Bios06

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Kids, similarly to adults, are each individuals, so I try to give all of them a chance and let them show me how mature or immature they might be. When I was younger, particularly middle school age, I found myself surrounded by adults who all attempted to classify me with the children around me, whom I had little to nothing in common with. As the adult now, I try to give kids the benefit of the doubt.

So in short, I don't hate all children, just the ones that piss me off/get on my nerves/act like little bastards.
 

Double A

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1-5 year olds annoy me a lot some times, but I never hate them. I reserve that for 12 year olds. I honestly can't stand them, I'd rather be near a crying baby than a kid who is (or acts like) a preteen. They're just intolerable. I know I was one, but I was never that annoying. If I acted like that I would annoy myself to death.
 

Zeema

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Trezu HATES kids he hates there stupid faces, attitudes, voice and them wingeing about anything.

just his view
 

Foxbat Flyer

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I hate them when they are young... so damn annoying and the nappy change? wtf, anyway, they can get better over time, and can be taught how to game like a pro
 

Lilani

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14-16 year olds tend to get on my nerves the most. It's the age where they do and very well should know better, but don't give two shits. They think they know twice as much about everything as anyone else around them, somehow all the while forgetting that they'd be pretty screwed if mommy and daddy weren't around to provide everything they have for them.
 

Evidencebased

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I'm a fairly introverted person, and I'm always particularly worried that I might screw up when dealing with kids, but I don't hate them any more than adults. They're just a little higher stress. I generally prefer dealing with human beings I can reason with -- not something little kids are famous for -- but children can be very sweet and likable anyways. The worst thing is how exhausting they are; any time I do childcare I'm about ready to pass out when I get done!

Tweens and teens can be much more obnoxious, but I consider it a sign of my increasing maturity that I'm now more likely to roll my eyes at them and sigh like a tired mother than actually "hate" them. :p
 

GraveeKing

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Nothing wrong with kids to me - they're immature sure and often stupid, but so were we all once, they've got to learn somehow and they won't get better if I'm angry at them and ignoring/yelling at them.
 

kickyourass

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I don't necessarily hate children, I mostly just hate the people who refuse to properly look after them. If I'm in a public place and it isn't say, a toy store (you know a place built for children), I do not want to spend my time listening to someone else's little hell spawn scream their head off.
 

DirgeNovak

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I hate children in public places. Virtually every time I take the bus/subway, go to the grocery store or eat in a restaurant, a fucking baby shits itself, a six year old throws a tantrum for no apparent reason and/or parents ignore their kid's cries even though it annoys everyone else.

But in private, kids are generally alright. Hell, I took care of ten kids for three summers when I was a teenager and I really liked them.