Poll: Do you have a girlfriend?

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DSEZ

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used to. we broke up cause neither of us had time for a realationship and once we had time we'd get back together.3 weeks later she gets a new boyfriend and tell me she cheated on me.soooo yeah i dont talk to her anymore *cough*fucking dike*Cough* sorry its allergy season were i am
 

Songbird-O

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I had a boyfriend. I broke up with him because he was a childish dork addicted to the internet.

Pot calling the kettle black? I don't think so. You can debate on the internet. Or you can spew endless, hackneyed memes at the slightest provocation. He did the latter. I like to think that I do the former

I'm a nerd. But I want someone whose intelligence matches mine. I don't want a person who I have to lead around by the nose all the time. My ex-boyfriend is still a friend of mine, and he has asked me to come back many times. I have said no every time, but I re-assure him that he is a good fellow. He's just not my ideal good fellow.
 

Cyanin

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Caligulove said:
Yep, current girlfriend going for a bit over a year now
First of all, nice job, good luck etc.

More importantly, is that a photoshopped patrick stewart as spider jerusalem?
 

ad4m101

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Foggy_Fishburne said:
Nope. Never had one. I'm 19 for the record. Let the taunting - begin!!
19 is the sexual peak for males might not want to waste that fully =]

This thread is kind of stupid, its like when people say something like " Well at least I've had a girlfriend" and then the other guy is obliged to argue how he has as well, but of course this is the inter webs and it ends up sounding defensive if not pathetic. Now as I am obliged Yes going on 3 and half years now.
 

Caligulove

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Cyanin said:
Caligulove said:
Yep, current girlfriend going for a bit over a year now
First of all, nice job, good luck etc.

More importantly, is that a photoshopped patrick stewart as spider jerusalem?
Haha yes it is. Just MS Paint though. The MM background was done by RavingPenguin on the March Mayhem forum
 

Criom

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I've had a few girlfriends, but far more boyfriends...not sure why. My current boyfriend and I have been together for about a year and a half and it's wonderful. More than that, I'm old enough to believe that I've found "the one" and not seem crazy.
 

Cyanin

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Caligulove said:
Cyanin said:
Caligulove said:
Yep, current girlfriend going for a bit over a year now
First of all, nice job, good luck etc.

More importantly, is that a photoshopped patrick stewart as spider jerusalem?
Haha yes it is. Just MS Paint though. The MM background was done by RavingPenguin on the March Mayhem forum
all that needs to be said there:
nice..
 

KitsunetheFox

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I'm 16 and socially inept. Despite being surrounded by a dozen-or-so hot young ladies at school, I am still as single as I was the day I was born. My own single-ness all generalises into my own fear of rejection and failure, in turn making it difficult for me to focus on much else except for my academic studies (which I am bloody good at as a result of this focus).
That about wraps that up for me.
 

justhereforthemoney

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Khaiseri said:
Title says it all, just wondering.

I'm going to ask "someone" to be my girlfriend tomorrow, just before going into vacations for two weeks.

Anyway, I think title says it all. I thought it would be a rather interesting question to make to the Escapists.

EDIT: During those two weeks yes, I'm able to see her, as I'm not going to another place to pass the time, and she doesn't lives very far. I though I should have made that more clear.
I began talking with a really hot girl who was interested in me right before I went away for two weeks and it didn't turn out good. Halfway through the vacation she said I wasn't right for her and left.
 

steam_marc

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Axle_Bullitt_19 said:
I had only ever asked one girl out and turned out she was already going out with someone else, but it was for the better since I found out later she was a shallow pot head. Also I turned 19 last month.
You sure you're not me? Copy-paste that quote, then delete the "pot-head" bit, and you've got my story.
 

The Heik

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Lexodus said:
daheikmeister said:
Lexodus said:
daheikmeister said:
Lexodus said:
daheikmeister said:
Khaiseri said:
Title says it all, just wondering.

I'm going to ask "someone" to be my girlfriend tomorrow, just before going into vacations for two weeks.

Anyway, I think title says it all. I thought it would be a rather interesting question to make to the Escapists.
No. A lot of bullying during my teen years has made me shell up, so I'm very much afraid to commit.
I also feel your pain, with the added awkwardness that I'm now worshipped (and thus have almost no idea how to act).


Another issue of mine is that I have long hair, and will not cut it. Seriously, I just look awful with short hair. I know there are lots of girls that like long-haired guys, but I haven't found them yet, or they're being very quiet about it :p
Wait, why are you worshiped? Are you Jesus?
Strangely enough, yes. After a particularly epic gig, there is now a whole bunch of people who know me only as Jesus, Lord of Metal \m/_.
That. Is. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's your band name? And do you have any songs out?
I am 'roadie, awesome, and official moshbeast' of Forgotten Martyr. We have a couple of low-quality youtube videos, and with luck we may be recording soon :)
And, funnily enough, one of the videos (of the first practice session together as a band) has me doing WINmills, which earned me the above title.
Yeah the vids could do with some noise scrubbing, but the tunes are freakin' sweet. I'll be sure to look you guys up.