Poll: Do you have tits?

[Musette]

Yes, I'm female and I have boobs, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it. Most people would place me in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, but they're still way too big for my tastes. Even the tightest sports bras don't feel like enough, but I spend way too much of my day away from my apartment to safely wear a binder.

If the surgery to get rid of them wasn't so expensive, I would have already done it by now. So instead, I have to figure out how to scrounge up about $10k that I can't use to (1) pay for my doctorate I'm hoping to start in two years or (2) buy my own instruments (professional marimbas range $12k-30k, vibraphones $4k-9k, timpani can cost upwards of $40k, not to mention all the other smaller instruments that add up or the sticks/mallets/beaters you need to actually play them).

I hate having to decide whether to prioritize the purchase that can actually help me make a living, or the purchase that will preserve my mental health.

 

[1981]

My whizz-bang fun-puffs can bench 50 kilograms

That's nice, honey. Mine can knock out 150 kilograms.

 

[Deathmageddon]

Depends, would you say either of these chaps(specifically the one on the left) had boobs?

Idk about boobs, but the one on the right definitely has a vagina. #MuhSoggyKnee

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

If I had real honest woman-type tits, I wouldn't be here talking about it; I'd be playing with them. Constantly.

[small]Honestly I don't know how women resist the urge to play with 'em every day. Maybe growing up with them reduces the allure.[/small]

As for man-boobs? No. I may be a bit pudgy, but thankfully I'm not that bad off.

 

[mysecondlife]

number of "Yes, I have some bumble wumblers (Man)" > number of "Yes, I have some bumble wumblers (Woman)"

I don't know why but this makes me laugh.

 

[Yuuki]

Ah, a great thread for me to awkwardly hit on women.

It's not like these don't show up occasionally, the result is usually the same (around 10-15% females).

 

[Tilly]

Damn right. And I'll start a Pateron if anyone says otherwise.

 

[Silverbeard]

My whizz-bang fun-puffs can bench 50 kilograms

That's nice, honey. Mine can knock out 150 kilograms.

I'll get there someday, you big show-off, you!

 

[Chessrook44]

Oh heck no. Hell, I'm so opposite that, my chest is concave.

Seriously, this is a thing. Look it up.

 

[Reasonable Atheist]

Yes, I'm female and I have boobs, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it. Most people would place me in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, but they're still way too big for my tastes. Even the tightest sports bras don't feel like enough, but I spend way too much of my day away from my apartment to safely wear a binder.

If the surgery to get rid of them wasn't so expensive, I would have already done it by now. So instead, I have to figure out how to scrounge up about $10k that I can't use to (1) pay for my doctorate I'm hoping to start in two years or (2) buy my own instruments (professional marimbas range $12k-30k, vibraphones $4k-9k, timpani can cost upwards of $40k, not to mention all the other smaller instruments that add up or the sticks/mallets/beaters you need to actually play them).

I hate having to decide whether to prioritize the purchase that can actually help me make a living, or the purchase that will preserve my mental health.

I understand almost nothing about what you just said. Please explain what those devices are used for, and justify your existence and viewpoints to me.

Oh heck no. Hell, I'm so opposite that, my chest is concave.

Seriously, this is a thing. Look it up.

I knew a guy in school with a concave chest, saw him eat cheerios out of it.

 

[CrystalShadow]

I checked the results and at this time there are over twice as many men with boobs than women with boobs on this site. Interesting.

As for me. I'm a skinny fuck, so nope I got no boobs.

Yes... Odd, isn't it? XD
What exactly is going on around here.

I didn't mean BIGGER boobs in the question. I meant MORE boobs. Are you really sure you don't want to total recall it?

Eh I'll pass on that too. I haven't got anywhere to put them, and more bras just equals more hassle.

What a creepy thread. Seems like the OP just wanted to know who the females are.

If the OP wanted that, they could have just started a thread called `yo, where the women at` and we still would have responded.
It's not a secret, y'know, being a girl.

Bras are awful. Which is why I don't wear them. >_>
Guess having small ones has some advantages...
Though... I find myself feeling more like I need something to support then these days. Though a cami often seems to do the trick, so... ~shrug~

If I had real honest woman-type tits, I wouldn't be here talking about it; I'd be playing with them. Constantly.

[small]Honestly I don't know how women resist the urge to play with 'em every day. Maybe growing up with them reduces the allure.[/small]

Well, we probably wouldn't admit to it even if we did. XD
Though, the novelty of it wears off pretty quickly.
And, well, they-re kind of a pain.
Literally.
They hurt. Often for no reason. It's annoying.
Like, mine are sore right now. Why? I have no idea.
They aren't big, and I didn't do anything to them. they just hurt for no reason.

So... Kinda takes the fun out of it. XD

 

[Something Amyss]

Though, the novelty of it wears off pretty quickly.

I know more than a few people who would disagree.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Though, the novelty of it wears off pretty quickly.

I know more than a few people who would disagree.

>_< Is that so? ;p

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want them gone, but they can be a real nuisance sometimes.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Nah they're pecs... >.>

 

[DefunctTheory]

Oh heck no. Hell, I'm so opposite that, my chest is concave.

Seriously, this is a thing. Look it up.

I have a friend who's chest collapsed. He has, without a doubt, the second weirdest looking body I've ever scene (The weirdest being an extreme corset wearing lady I saw once. I have average sized man hands, and I could easily get them around her waist. She looked like a literal hour glass. Grossest thing ever.).

I am so sorry.

Yes, I'm female and I have boobs, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it. Most people would place me in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, but they're still way too big for my tastes. Even the tightest sports bras don't feel like enough, but I spend way too much of my day away from my apartment to safely wear a binder.

If the surgery to get rid of them wasn't so expensive, I would have already done it by now. So instead, I have to figure out how to scrounge up about $10k that I can't use to (1) pay for my doctorate I'm hoping to start in two years or (2) buy my own instruments (professional marimbas range $12k-30k, vibraphones $4k-9k, timpani can cost upwards of $40k, not to mention all the other smaller instruments that add up or the sticks/mallets/beaters you need to actually play them).

I hate having to decide whether to prioritize the purchase that can actually help me make a living, or the purchase that will preserve my mental health.

I understand almost nothing about what you just said. Please explain what those devices are used for, and justify your existence and viewpoints to me.

Those are all musical instruments.

For a moment, I thought she was talking about buying weird medical supplies to cut her own breast off though. Was half way through typing a 'don't hurt yourself please' post before I double checked.

 

[Something Amyss]

>_< Is that so? ;p

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want them gone, but they can be a real nuisance sometimes.

I doubt anyone would argue the nuissance thing (I can't exactly talk because I'm in a weird nether realm), but the bit about playing with them and the novelty wearing off.

 

[Jux]

No, I don't have tits. Does that mean I have to gtfo? Because I've heard a bunch of boobs saying something to that effect. At least I think they did. I dunno, sometimes I'm not sure I can trust my mammary.

How no one has applauded this punnery yet shocks me. Good job sir.

 

[CrystalShadow]

>_< Is that so? ;p

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want them gone, but they can be a real nuisance sometimes.

I doubt anyone would argue the nuissance thing (I can't exactly talk because I'm in a weird nether realm), but the bit about playing with them and the novelty wearing off.

XD what exactly are you implying you can do with a pair of tits anyway? I fail to see how they could be quite that fascinating.