Poll: Do you sit or stand?
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Dear God, people stand to wipe?! I can't even imagine how you can do a proper wipe like that... In fact, I don't even want to imagine it.
I'm shocked the ammount of people doing different than me is huge!
Living and learning something new everyday, knowledge never ends.
I'm shocked the ammount of people doing different than me is huge!
Living and learning something new everyday, knowledge never ends.
This is an odd thread. I am, uh, surprised so many people sit though. That seems... physially impossible.
I'm still looking for a sitter to explain exactly how they do it. I just don't even know where to start.
I squat/lean.
How do you sit and wipe as a guy? Not enough room in the front and not enough room in the back to get a hand past.
How do you sit and wipe as a guy? Not enough room in the front and not enough room in the back to get a hand past.
Now suddenly I feel compelled to add my voice to this confused crowd.
How exactly does one stand and wipe? Doesn't standing kind of push your cheeks together? How could you properly wipe the bit that's actually dirty that way? Surely you're only getting the outlying area?
CAPTCHA: Kind of appropriate I think, number erpoo.
How exactly does one stand and wipe? Doesn't standing kind of push your cheeks together? How could you properly wipe the bit that's actually dirty that way? Surely you're only getting the outlying area?
CAPTCHA: Kind of appropriate I think, number erpoo.
Seriously, what the shit?
People get up from the toilet and then wipe their arse? That makes no sense to me and I have never heard of that before I read it here.
To the people saying it's not physically possible to wipe while sitting, is your ass like 3 meters wide or something? Or do you have the tiniest toilet in the world?
Ok, how many after reading this, tried doing it the other way?
People get up from the toilet and then wipe their arse? That makes no sense to me and I have never heard of that before I read it here.
To the people saying it's not physically possible to wipe while sitting, is your ass like 3 meters wide or something? Or do you have the tiniest toilet in the world?
Ok, how many after reading this, tried doing it the other way?
Lean and fold. I do not understand how you people can stand and wipe. This is the real cause of Broken Britain I reckon!
Given the subject matter this reads badly!Aylaine said:
I stand....
MEN OF THE WEST!
Sorry, got carried away.
Seriously though, i stand so i'm almost in a state of constant readiness should anything happen. That extra split second to get up out of your seat may be the difference between life or death.
MEN OF THE WEST!
Sorry, got carried away.
Seriously though, i stand so i'm almost in a state of constant readiness should anything happen. That extra split second to get up out of your seat may be the difference between life or death.
This is has to be one of the most interesting things I've read in a LONG time. I really do love how both the sitters and the standers are surprised at people doing differently.
Myself, I sit... How on earth do you stand while wiping? and WHY stand up, just to wipe? please do not tell me you guys push it out while standing aswell?
*shocked*
Myself, I sit... How on earth do you stand while wiping? and WHY stand up, just to wipe? please do not tell me you guys push it out while standing aswell?
*shocked*
I sit and thought that was the norm, seems standers think its the norm too however
I can't see how it's hard to imagine tho, I just lean to one side and reach back.
Reminds me of the old joke from my school tho:
"do you use your left or right hand to wipe your bum?"
"left"
"ewww! NORMAL people use toilet paper!" *points and runs away*
I did say it was from schooldays
I can't see how it's hard to imagine tho, I just lean to one side and reach back.
Reminds me of the old joke from my school tho:
"do you use your left or right hand to wipe your bum?"
"left"
"ewww! NORMAL people use toilet paper!" *points and runs away*
I did say it was from schooldays