Poll: Do you sit or stand?
- Thread starter A Concerned Spoon
- Start date
Recommended Videos
I love how half the posts are people, shocked that there are people who stand and the other half are people, shocked that there are people who sit.
I am the latter.
I am the latter.
Ok, WHAT?! I would answer, but I'm too confused over the fact that someone cared enough about knowing how men wipe their asses that they turned it into a study. Why would anyone ever do this?
Going by these illistrations, I guess I'm closest to the second picture, although I'm still a bit confused as to why the question has even been asked.Jamash said:I didn't even know you could sit and wipe... how do you reach? Surely the back of the toilet, the cistern and the toilet seat would get in the way, or is it easier for smaller people with long, thin arms and greater manual dexterity?
Needless to say I stand to wipe and always have done... however I don't fully stand up, I raise myself off the seat but I'm still but keep my hips bent in the sitting position until I've finished.
Maybe people's different point's of view on this subject are due to different interpretations of sitting and standing. I'll try to illustrate this with SFW pictures:
I can't possible understand how anyone could reach and wipe while in this position
This is kind of what I mean by standing, except I don't put my arms on my knees. I call this standing because I'm fully raised off the toilet seat and fully supporting my weight with my legs, yet I still bend at my waist so I'm not stood up straight. Some people would probably consider this squatting.
This is the literal definition of standing, but I doubt anyone wipes in this position. Perhaps this is what some "sitters" think of when they express disbelief on hearing that some people stand to wipe?
Could it be that a large number of people do it similar to the position in the second picture, but some people consider that sitting and some people consider that standing?
Either half the people here are trolls or I'm genuinely flabbergasted...
I sit. Seriously? Do you seperate your buttocks with your hands or something? The butt's already stretched if you sit. It's enough of a chore already to wipe with a hairy arse, I just can't fathom why you would stand up.
I sit. Seriously? Do you seperate your buttocks with your hands or something? The butt's already stretched if you sit. It's enough of a chore already to wipe with a hairy arse, I just can't fathom why you would stand up.
when most of us refer to sitting i think it is more that we are leaning to the side or perched at the edge of the seat or a mix never fully seatedJamash said:I didn't even know you could sit and wipe... how do you reach? Surely the back of the toilet, the cistern and the toilet seat would get in the way, or is it easier for smaller people with long, thin arms and greater manual dexterity?
Needless to say I stand to wipe and always have done... however I don't fully stand up, I raise myself off the seat but I'm still but keep my hips bent in the sitting position until I've finished.
Maybe people's different point's of view on this subject are due to different interpretations of sitting and standing. I'll try to illustrate this with SFW pictures:
I can't possible understand how anyone could reach and wipe while in this position
This is kind of what I mean by standing, except I don't put my arms on my knees. I call this standing because I'm fully raised off the toilet seat and fully supporting my weight with my legs, yet I still bend at my waist so I'm not stood up straight. Some people would probably consider this squatting.
This is the literal definition of standing, but I doubt anyone wipes in this position. Perhaps this is what some "sitters" think of when they express disbelief on hearing that some people stand to wipe?
Could it be that a large number of people do it similar to the position in the second picture, but some people consider that sitting and some people consider that standing?
btw any one else find it strange to wad? to me it seems like a good way to get shit on your hand which is why im a stern believer in folding
I'll join your mighty Standing Folder Clan! Can't imagine why people would do it differently.maswell said:
Me too, me too. But I'm not sure whether that's actually something to get excited about or notmaswell said:
OT: I can honestly say that before reading this thread I had never in my life thought about what other people may or may not do after pooping. Which also means that I'd never considered that there were variations on what you could do
I don't know how I feel having gained this knowledge
EDIT: I'm slightly curious as to what the people who selected other do
"I have one of those french things that shoots water up your butt"
"beday?'
"beday to you too sir!"
had to say it, i hover cos im awesome...sounds way cooler than say i lean ^_^
"beday?'
"beday to you too sir!"
had to say it, i hover cos im awesome...sounds way cooler than say i lean ^_^
I just stand hunched over, leap frog-style!
I don't think I ever performed a sitting wipe in my life; I'm too afraid of reaching into "something".
I don't think I ever performed a sitting wipe in my life; I'm too afraid of reaching into "something".
Why did I click on this?
Figured it would be about urination but... that still doesn't make it any better >.>
I am now sick and slightly intrigued.
I also learned something new today that I didn't really want to know >.>
Figured it would be about urination but... that still doesn't make it any better >.>
I am now sick and slightly intrigued.
I also learned something new today that I didn't really want to know >.>