Poll: Do you sit or stand?

[HerrBobo]

I'm shocked that people sit and wipe!!! Never even thought of that!

 

[Reallink]

These are pretty much on par? Wow, I never would have guessed that

 

[Plurralbles]

I actually debate which one I want to do... Usually it's sit.

 

[Zinaxos]

It has never once occurred to me to stand and wipe my ass. I have always sat and wiped but for the sake of science, i'll give the "Stand Wipe" a try later... That Del Taco should be kicking in pretty soon.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Holy shit, people sit and wipe? I didn't even know that was possible!

Well you sort of have to lean to the left or the right and put your weight on one side and have your arm reach under the side you're not leaning on and...(message discontinued) I honestly didn't know until today that it was so common to stand.

 

[Goro]

If I'm sitting I can't reach. How on earth do the mechanics of sitting work? Next you'll telling me people fold their toilet paper!

 

[Zanaxal]

PPL find this weird. In lots of places in asia the toilet is just a hole in the ground that one squats over. Now thats basic.

But i guess ppl here would find it awkward to take a shit in the wild un-aided, modern lolsociety..

 

[Devil's Due]

Holy crap, people stand and wipe?

What are you people?!

Seriously, people STAND while they do that? I don't even want to imagine that, honestly. Just giving the whole world a great view, aren't they?

 

[MaVeN1337]

Holy crap, people stand and wipe?

What are you people?!

That's what I was thinking, You can't even get a good wipe in that way!

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I raise myself up a little , but don't completely stand. More of a combination of the two.

I do the same. Stand just high enough to get the hand back there.

Oh good, I thought I was alone. XD

 

[Sgt.Weirdo]

How do you properly wipe thuroughly between ur crack when standing?

 

[Ensiferum]

This is amazing! for all of the 24 years of my life I thought standing was the only way. Talk about an "eye opener."

 

[Tiger Sora]

That is far more interesting than it should be!

I'm a sitter/leaner. This topic made me laugh so frigging much. I knew you could stand and I've done it but sitting is so much better and I usually read....... lmao still laughing from all this.

 

[thelonewolf266]

asspidextrous is my new favourite word.

 

[Stammer]

I just lean forward. I have a large enough toilet seat. It's never even occurred to me that one could wipe while standing.

 

[DeadEy3]

"I shall stand. Sitting is for the weak and feeble!" - Torrid
Venture Bros.

 

[mjc0961]

Stand. How can I get to my crack if I'm still sitting? The back of the toilet and the toilet seat are in the way.

EDIT: I also submit that all those people in that article the TC linked claiming they get a better clean sitting down are just lazy wipers to begin with. I've never had any problems getting it all when standing to wipe.

 

[rancher of monsters]

Wiping while sitting is for women and fat men who tire easily. I stand and let my junk hang while I clean up. That is what nature intended and how people used to do it before indoor plumbing

Stereotype broken, I'm a fat man who tires easily and I've always stood to wipe. You should squat a bit to wipe properly though.Also I'm afraid my hand will get wet or tough the poop.

 

[General BrEeZy]

i stand.
im kinda a stand-up guy (ha) and i'd rather very slowly burn muscle in my legs over time than let my butt fall asleep.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Lean forward fold. Although, the Washington from the article sounds like a good time.

I was going to try it next time the deuce needed dropping.