Poll: Do you sit or stand?

[royohz]

A lot of people don't seem to get how to sit. I had no idea people actually stand! That's disgusting.

 

[A Concerned Spoon]

Well I must say when I first read the article I had a sneaking suspicion that it was a joke that people stood to wipe. This poll, however, seems to prove that there is a nearly even split between standers and sitters. Thanks for providing a little insight into this little facet of nature.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I pay a nearby hobo to clean me with his tongue. Extra if he's just been drinking.
The ethanol vapors make me burn in the most pleasant way.