Poll: Do you sit or stand?

[A Concerned Spoon]

I just had an eye opening experience reading this article, http://deadspin.com/#!5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope. I was amazed to find out that people would stand rather than sit. I am very curious and would like to do a little poll of the escapist community's habits.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I'm from New Jersey, and I sit. I was shocked to learn recently though that my best friend stands to wipe. I didn't even know that option existed.

 

[Busdriver580]

Wait, there are people who dont stand?
Holy shit(<pun!) i feel totally ignorant now

 

[Revenge Revisited]

Wait, people sit to wipe?? o_0 I have learned something today....

 

[Brawndo]

Wiping while sitting is for women and fat men who tire easily. I stand and let my junk hang while I clean up. That is what nature intended and how people used to do it before indoor plumbing

 

[skywalkerlion]

..HOW do you sit??

No wait, don't answer that, please.

 

[Hippobatman]

Holy crap, people stand and wipe?

What are you people?!

 

[Sprogus]

I'm surprised that so many people stand. I stand but I thought I was an oddity.

 

[smearyllama]

I raise myself up a little , but don't completely stand. More of a combination of the two.

 

[godofallu]

Wait people sit to wipe? Holy shit I didn't even know that existed.

 

[maswell]

It should also be asked whether you Bunch or Fold. By qualifying these 2 habits you basically figure out your Bathroom class and race.

I am a Standing Folder.

 

[butternut]

That is far more interesting than it should be!

I've always stood up to wipe, I've never sat and done it, I guess I just don't like putting my hand too close to the toilet...

 

[Allan Carlisle]

Stupid joke redacted.

 

[OutforEC]

Which way does leaning count?

 

[Dags90]

Which way does leaning count?

Vote "other". I had instant regret not voting "other" just because I want people to think about what "other" could include.

 

[Grayjack]

Holy shit, people sit and wipe? I didn't even know that was possible!

 

[KingArmery]

I never thought about it in my life but it seems I'm asspidextrous.

EDIT: P.S. Welcome to the Escapist.

 

[Blueruler182]

I love reading everyone's shock about this. I have to ask, how many people do you watch wipe their own ass that you have a base knowledge? I really hope it's just yourselves, otherwise you're into some kinky shit (pun unintended).

I stand proud!

 

[Rayne870]

I need diagrams of what is considered sitting and standing to fully understand this. I think I would be considered a sitter but I'm not quite sure.