Poll: Do you think Aussies ride Kangaroos?

[Snotnarok]

Aussies ride kangaroos, it's a fact like all Germans hate jews, all Americans are huge overweight slobs, Irish people are drunk and French people are cowards. Also Martians are evil.

Weren't these facts? Amirite or wut?

OT: No I don't believe like that said.

 

[snave]

Their guns also fire boomerangs as opposed to bullets

That would make for a pretty shitty weapon. "Bang! Got y- Oh god, it's coming back!"

Offensive boomerangs are not weighted to return even if they are not aimed at a target.

As for the roos, of course. Not in the big cities naturally, but in the rural areas like the red centre small towns and farmsteads, yeah, everyone rides one. Seriously!

 

[Squilookle]

Pretty sure Australians ride Kangaroos

Their guns also fire boomerangs as opposed to bullets

You would-not-believe how much ammo we save in this way- though the number of incidences of friendly fire are best not thought about...

 

[SilverUchiha]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

I thought they rode elk. Chinese ride bears (pandas that is). But, yeah. It makes sense to ride a Kangaroo. I certainly would.

 

[Capcom4ever]

Kangaroos are just Australia's camels. They use them to travel across the deserts to deliver the cattle to market. Duh.

 

[Hashime]

I don't but riding a kangaroo would look totally awesome. I don't see why you are complaining.

 

[Jacob Haggarty]

Well, yeah. I thought that WAS how they got around?

You mean... you mean they DON'T!?

Every thing i know is wrong then...

 

[The Long Road]

Aussies ride kangaroos, it's a fact like all Germans hate jews, all Americans are huge overweight slobs, Irish people are drunk and French people are cowards. Also Martians are evil.

Weren't these facts? Amirite or wut?

OT: No I don't believe like that said.

You're kind of undermining your point about stereotypes not being true when you bring up the French there...

OT: Why would anyone vote no? There's pictoral evidence right there in the first post! You might as well be asking "do your eyes function properly?" or "have you ever heard of Photoshop?". Duh!

 

[bootz]

I like to ride turkeys to work it saves on gas

 

[DarkShadow144]

No, but if they did they could rule the world. I'm Sure of it.

 

[Baldry]

I'd like to think so, just out of the blue someone goes "Hey Steve, wanna ride a kangaroo" "Boy do I!" And they go on a wonderful adventure and save the world.

 

[Agayek]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

You lie! Canadians ride beavers!

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

Well of course they do. Silly Australians, trying to trick the rest of us into thinking that you DON'T ride kangaroos.

 

[Tsaba]

Aussies ride kangaroos?! That's just like how ALL PEOPLE FROM ALASKA ride dog sleds to get everywhere! (yes someone actually believed this btw)

 

[SpecklePattern]

as an australian i would just like to say... i can't believe you actually have to ask this question.

I can't believe that you are trying to hide this obvious fact.

Of course we do.

See? It's not a secret anymore on this intellectual age of the internet.

 

[loc978]

Where's the "I... I always hoped..." option?

 

[JBGigas]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

Bear Cavalry.

Oh my god...

I know, it's BADASS!!!

 

[Temah]

Of course they do, just like us Brits who ride pigeons and our Welsh friends who ride sheep...wait no! Not like that!!!

=D You just made my day.

 

[Lukeje]

No; they don't ride kangaroos. They ride wallabies. It's fine; lots of people make that mistake.