Poll: Do you think Aussies ride Kangaroos?

[crazyfoxdemon]

I don't see why not.. If I were in Australia, I'd ride a kangaroo...

 

[Deathlord665]

of course we do, we are just that awesome

 

[Danpascooch]

Excuse me, that's incredibly rude to fat person jockeys such as myself. I trained for years to ride fat people around at breakneck 2mph speeds, and I demand an apology!

What? Only two mph? You need to get him a better scooter.

I'm a purist, if he's on a scooter, aren't you really still just riding a scooter? No, I make those fuckers WALK. Although I'm not against moving walkways and escalators when I'm riding one, can't have them exerting themselves too much and losing weight.

 

[Lilani]

Ha, no. that would be stupid.

Now an emu--THAT would be a proper mount for an Aussie.

 

[NinjaTigerXIII]

No thats a sterotype. They ride dingos duh.

 

[godfist88]

They used to have prisoners fight kangaroos as punishment i can tell you that much.

 

[Twilight_guy]

No. Obviously you can't ride wild animals. If you had a trained roo and for some reason thought it would be a comfortable ride, maybe.

Common Stereotypes? Like how Americans are fat and lazy, The french are surrender monkeys, the British have bad teeth and bad comedy, Africa is full of wild untouched by modern society natives, or that Romanians are all thieves and gypsies?

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

Well I know for a fact that my fellow Canadians and I ride polar bears, so why wouldn't Aussies ride kangaroos?

 

[Gottesstrafe]

Well of course they do! I mean, it's as common knowledge as New Zealanders flying on Kiwis, all Americans being cowboys and talking like John Wayne, the French being cowards, the Russians riding bears as cavalry, the Welsh mining coal and practicing poor hygiene, and the Japanese regularly flying their giant robots to work/school.

Looks like SOME people need to get acquainted with an Encyclopedia.

 

[TheGuiggleMonster]

so.... What do British people ride?

 

[Continuity]

Yeah its pretty obvious they do, I mean, maybe not all Australians or even all the time... but lets face it, someone is riding a kangaroo right now somewhere....

so.... What do British people ride?

Horses

 

[EllEzDee]

Of course. Australia has drunken rednecks just like everyone else, and given enough beer, you could convince said individuals to hop onto the back of anything.

Which kind of explains your conception.

I'm sorry, i just had to. You left that open to so many possibilities.

 

[The_Eskimo]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

Polar bears,excuse me!

No you fools! Everyone in the provinces rides Moose, only the Inuit in the Northern territories ride Polar Bears on their way from their igloo and to their ice fishing spot! Bloody foreigners, they think all of Canadians are the same! QQ

nah,moose are to slow....i like my polar bear.its to cold up here for moose.

 

[Snotnarok]

Aussies ride kangaroos, it's a fact like all Germans hate jews, all Americans are huge overweight slobs, Irish people are drunk and French people are cowards. Also Martians are evil.

Weren't these facts? Amirite or wut?

OT: No I don't believe like that said.

You're kind of undermining your point about stereotypes not being true when you bring up the French there...

OT: Why would anyone vote no? There's pictoral evidence right there in the first post! You might as well be asking "do your eyes function properly?" or "have you ever heard of Photoshop?". Duh!

Sarcasm, I dunno if you were using it but I sure was .

 

[Continuity]

I thought they rode drop-bears

You know, I can sell you some drop-bear repellant spray if you ever happen to go there...

 

[spartan773]

Nah, but it would be awesome if they did.

 

[Nobby]

But if you ever, ever[/i] insinuate that Australians drink Fosters again, I'll have to make you drink it. See how you like it.

shhh i know we don't, im just tricking the foreign types