Poll: Do you think Aussies ride Kangaroos?

[Danpascooch]

Wait, what Aussie would complain about that?

That's AWESOME, if people think that, you should be happy

That's like having a prejudice based stereotype that people think you can shoot lightning out of your hands or kill people with your mind through pure awesome in energy form. It's a good thing.

 

[Danpascooch]

I'm just going to say this now....

no
no

no...

no no no no no....

I mean, it's like the joke that was running around..
"Hey, in Australia, do you ride kangaroos?
In America, do you ride fat people...?"

the answer is no... plain, and simple...
and to those offended... cbf to care

Excuse me, that's incredibly rude to fat person jockeys such as myself. I trained for years to ride fat people around at breakneck 2mph speeds, and I demand an apology!

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well of course Australians ride Kangaroos. How else would they get around to their barbies?

Easy question is easy.

 

[joebthegreat]

Majority rule...

Even if Aussies didn't ride kangaroos before this poll, now that the results are in, all Aussies from this day forth are required to ride kangaroos as transportation!

 

[oldskoolandi]

I thought they rode drop-bears

 

[rokkolpo]

They better, someone ought to.

They are just....RIGHT THERE!

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

I'd do it.Shouldn't be a question of whether Australians ride kangaroos as if it is common.If the thing can support my weight and I have a carrot on a stick,hell yes I would ride a kangaroo.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Well, I'm not so sure about that since I doubt a Kangaroo would be able to support a full grown man but in Canadians daily journey from our log houses to the forests (since 90% of us are Lumberjacks and Maple syrup harvesters)) we ride on Moose back.

 

[moose_man]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

MountIES. And we ride moose, you racist motherf*cker.

 

[EllEzDee]

They ride roos, carry knives a little bigger than swords and have a high infant mortality rate due to the danger of dingos.

 

[Risingblade]

That would be awesome

 

[TimeLord]

Yes....

Of course not!

 

[Nocturnal Gentleman]

Excuse me, that's incredibly rude to fat person jockeys such as myself. I trained for years to ride fat people around at breakneck 2mph speeds, and I demand an apology!

What? Only two mph? You need to get him a better scooter.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

Polar bears,excuse me!

No you fools! Everyone in the provinces rides Moose, only the Inuit in the Northern territories ride Polar Bears on their way from their igloo and to their ice fishing spot! Bloody foreigners, they think all of Canadians are the same! QQ

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Ahahahahahaha! Nice joking mate!

Oh wait... you actually think that there is a chance that we do?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm an Aussie Dont worry

Oh, thats good. Just don't want anyone to think that we would.

I dunno, I'd be proud of my counter if people thought that we rode kangaroos

 

[Feralcentaur]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

You lie! Canadians ride beavers!

No, no NO! We use the Beavers as assistants in chopping down trees and in return we allow them to build dams in our rivers!

 

[-Samurai-]

Well yeah. Then every year they get a new one, and eat the old one. That's how its always worked.