I know I'll never really be a 'snob' at anything. I always preferred Miller High Life over Heineken, I prefer Seagram's to Bombay, I prefer 7-11 coffee to Starbucks, I don't think I've ever liked an Academy Award Best Picture winning movie, heck, I even prefer tap water to bottled. When it comes to videogames, I guess I follow the same pattern. For instance, I'll take NFL Blitz over Madden anyday.
It just seems to me that nothing IGN ever says is good ever really is, and everything they say is mediocre is where my fancies generally lie. IGN has made me go out and blow my dough on titles that severely fall short on fun (I'm sorry for you Halo fans, but **blecch**, whatever happened to GoldenEye?), and then when I happen to end up with a game that provides me fun for months, I find that they gave it terrible ratings: Vigilante 8 (and Second Offense), NFL Blitz, NHL Hitz, they even have the audacity to criticize the Fire Emblem series? What's wrong with Fire Emblem?
But the point I'm coming to is that I went on their site today and saw they gave DW6 for the PS2 a 3.5. Now, I thought ratings like those were reserved for games like Elephantz: Poop-Scooping for Kidz and the related ilk of nonsense: low-budget third party games for people who don't know what to buy their grandchildren for Christmas. Now, I have yet to experience DW6 on any console, and I won't pretend to vouch for it. But I know the shortcomings of the Dynasty Warriors games going back to DW4 (my first experience with them); I don't even need IGN to tell me. Let me guess, co-op slows the game down like a b****, you can't see twenty feet in front of you and people magically dis-and-reappear around you. Hey, guess what? I don't have a problem with that. I'd rather play a game with those problems, than play one of those 9.8 point games like Halo 2/3, that are boring and monotonous.
But it got me wondering, so I checked out the review for Dynasty Warriors 5 Empires, probably my favorite and most played of the series, to see it got a whopping five point nothing. Honestly? You have a huge cast of playable characters, not to mention you can create your own (albeit with somewhat limited options), you can build each one up as you see fit as you build up your nation and add people to your army, you get an array of tactics, you can be good or evil, and you have around ten different stories you can play, including the "randomized" play mode. All of that on top of the normal, run around and kill people gameplay. And when you're talking about putting it on the hardest difficulty with further options (lke limiting your officer count) to set the cpu against you, it's not like the game is devoid of challenge. What am I missing? Does this game really suck that bad? And, if so, how?