Poll: Everyone is Drowning.

[Loop Stricken]

Men, women, dogs, bicycles, fish, toast, even Canadians are drowning. Everybody's drowning, Dave. Dave, everyone's drowning. [sub][sub]Everypony's bangin' [http://www.youtube.com/v/ul8synVpdr4], and everybody wants to rule the world [http://www.youtube.com/v/R-O3kYrDPbI].[/sub][/sub]

Except for you.
Well no, you're also drowning.

BUT.
You have the power, Adam of Eternia.
By the power of Grayskull, you can save one gender from drowning. If you choose the gender you are not, you drown too. So no planetwide harem for you. If your gender is not on the list? Sorry, but I ran out of poll options.

Which do you pick?!
[sub]Which.[/sub]

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Why...Why did you have to go and combine Gender AND hypothetical drowning scenarios?

WHY?

[sub][sub]Seriously though, two birds with one stone, you're certainly being efficient.[/sub][/sub]

Edit: You keep changing things...
The only logical answer to this poll clearly is "I'm the goddamn Batman."

 

[Loop Stricken]

Why...Why did you have to go and combine Gender AND hypothetical drowning scenarios?

WHY?

Badgers, mang. Badgers.

[sub][sub]...incidentally, I don't even know what that means - it was a comment left on my Steam profile page.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Epidemiix]

Of course we're all drowning.

We're drowning in these threads!

Heyo!

Ot: I would try to same everyone....then realizing that I probably can't resort to saving the people closest to me. No none of the above?

...I am still confused about this even though I gave an answer to the question......

 

[Bassik]

What is going on? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!!

*stops panicking*
I'd save myself, obviously. I have the means to restore the world to what it once was... my survival is of vital importance to Planet.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Spoiler: Gender Politics AND A random drowning scenario?

I tip my hat off to you sir! You truly know what The Escapist is all about!

Being male, I'd probably save the Canadians. It'd be a kinder mercy to the world.
Canadian is a gender, right?

 

[IndomitableSam]

Spoiler: Gender Politics AND A random drowning scenario?

I tip my hat off to you sir! You truly know what The Escapist is all about!

Being male, I'd probably save the Canadians. It'd be a kinder mercy to the world.
Canadian is a gender, right?

Yes. Our DNA is 10% beaver, 5% moose, 32% hockey, 4% ice, 13% good coffee and beer, 11% Canadian Bacon, 2% Leslie Nielson and Donald Sutherland, and the rest is pure awesome divided up into smaller parts of more Canadiana I can't think of right now.

 

[Idsertian]

I said Badges, not Badgers, you silly person.

Incidentally, ain't nopony I'd rather be. So there. I save me.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

I use my god-like powers to save half of the females, and half of the males. At the cost of my own life.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

THE CANADIANS. WHAT KIND OF SICK MONSTER LETS CANADIANS DIE! YOU ALL NEED HELP!

Anyway. Id save the Canadians. its the only morally correct choice. Canadians are just better than regular people.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Thanks to all the sperm banks in the world, I can save the females and humanity will still survive. (also I kinda clicked the poll option before I read the OP's post, so I didn't realise I would drown. To be honest planetwide harem was totally what I wanted, the sperm banks were an afterthought. Damn.)

 

[Loop Stricken]

I said Badges, not Badgers, you silly person.

So you did! I must've been thinking about something else entirely.

(also I kinda clicked the poll option before I read the OP's post, so I didn't realise I would drown. To be honest planetwide harem was totally what I wanted, the sperm banks were an afterthought. Damn.)

In your defence, I added it afterwards just to mess with peoples' tiny minds.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

I said Badges, not Badgers, you silly person.

So you did! I must've been thinking about something else entirely.

(also I kinda clicked the poll option before I read the OP's post, so I didn't realise I would drown. To be honest planetwide harem was totally what I wanted, the sperm banks were an afterthought. Damn.)

In your defence, I added it afterwards just to mess with peoples' tiny minds.

Aw man. If only I'd have been earlier, an entire world of woman who need somebody to keep them warm at night would have been mine for the taking.

 

[Esotera]

Definitely save all the females, this will improve the worldwide gammon:sausage ratio by a very small but definite amount.

Also, the next thread should be 'You're drowning: do you save yourself or do you make a thread about it?'

 

[Andy Shandy]

I demand more efficiency from this thread! Some people in both situations should be firing guns off at random and another percentage on both sides are being raped. Then we will have the ultimate efficiency for this drowning thread.

Also, because drowning (and possibly because people are soon to be crying about the amount of drowning threads)

 

[Dags90]

Save the penises!

I'm sure we can figure out babies later. Life finds a way, blah blah blah.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

When do we see the drowning thread about drowning in drowning threads?

 

[Birdfalcon]

I'm the godamn batman...ill use the resqources of wayne enteriprisese to resuce everyone

 

[Fappy]

Apparently everyone is the goddamn Batman. Who knew?