Poll: Ezio vs. Batman

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LostTimeLady

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Hmmm... this thread feels a little like which would win, a ninja or a sneaky assassin.

In my opinion I'd want Batman to win but without Bat-gadgets and suit and in a strange city it does de-power Batman a bit. However, he'd still win cos he can take people out with hand-to-hand combat where as Ezio needs knives. Batman would have Ezio strung up hanging from the rafters quicker than you could say 'I'm batman'.
Anyone who's that deadly with just there own limbs has to win by some sort of law. (I kid about the law thing by the way).

Put the other way round with Ezio in Gotham, sorry, Batman would win in a blink. In fact it would be a little unfair.
 

Korolev

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It's really impossible to know, since both are fictional characters in different universes. Anything one can say about their choice, can be countered immediately by something a fan of the other says. No one can win this debate.

But if I had to choose - Batman. Because he's Batman.
 

DeadEy3

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Bruce is smarter and thinks before he leaps(of faith lol). He'll get the drop on Ezio.

P.S.
I played Arkham with as much stealth as i could, and I played assassin's like a rampaging psycho. Stabity Stab!!
 

Setsuri21

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I'm really suprised there's a contest here. This is Batman we're talking about. This is the man who seems to be awake 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, with absolutly no negative side effects. This is a man who has spent, decades (several of them) honing his skills to the point that he, with no super powers, almost single handedly keeps gotham from falling apart. This is a man who juggles dozen antagonists on one hand wilst juggling his crazy playboy millionare lifestyle on the other. This is a man who has a Dalek in his armory "just in case". This is a man who could, if he so felt like it, cripple the entire justice league single-handedly.

I think he could figure out how to beat you in a fight to the death without killing you.
 

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What ever happened to the "no vs thread" rule?
 

Cowabungaa

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cke said:
They would fall into a singularity and create Batzio, the crime-stoping back-stabbing badass... with an Italian accent!
... The genius! This cross-over must be created!!
 

irishstormtrooper

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King Toasty said:
Batman, hands down. Sure, Ezio has knives and vaguely ninja-like moves; but Batman has the Batclaw, Bathook, Ultra Bathook, Batmobile, Bat Pod, Bat Cycle, Bat Condom Brand and Batarangs. And full-out ninja-moves.
Also, Batman is fucking Batman.
 

TiefBlau

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You people are assuming this is some kind of face-to-face battle where both sides know their adversaries. But unlike Batman, who chooses to be a universally recognized symbol even in the night, one of Ezio's most important skills is the ability to remain anonymous.

In that regard, the World's Greatest Detective would have to put his skills to the test.

With the kind of Detective Vision displayed in Arkham Asylum, Batman would easily have the upper hand.

But in a historical Renaissance setting, Ezio would be at least an even match for Batman. He DOES have Leonardo Da Vinci on his side, after all.
 

The Wykydtron

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It would depend on how many haystacks were in the area

More then 5 and Ezio wins by default
 

Captain Booyah

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Jeez, I wanna say Ezio, but it's obviously Batman. Higher stealth, infinitely better hand-to-hand combat; everyone else has already mentioned it all, really. Not to mention that if you put Ezio in a modern-day Gotham, you just know he's going to instantly forget any assassin-like duties and slob about playing (his own?) video games and eating Cheetos. In-between prostitute time, obviously.
 

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this sounds like the basis for an INCREDIBLE crossover one day; I would very much like to see these two badasses duke it out

that said, Batman would wipe the floor with Ezio a thousand times over
 

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Batman needs his gadgets to do parkour and all the chase stuff that Ezio can do naturally, or with 600 year old technology. In a chase, Ezio would win. In a fight, Batman is very tough, but so is Ezio, and is as skilled with all his blades as Batman is with his fists. He can also fight effectively with his bare hands. I enjoy killing guards with Ezio's unarmed skills when stabbing them gets too monotonous. Finally, as has been said by a good few others, Ezio is only at risk of getting a fist in the face and a night in an easily escaped prison. If Batman loses, he won't get a second chance.
 

Zannah

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Part of me is inclined to say, I'd much rather host a contest to find out who's better in bed :eek:
 

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Id watch out if Ezio pulls out a broom that is the most powerful weapon in the world!