Poll: Fake Swear Words

[Seydaman]

i do it around teachers and people who would be mad if i did curse

 

[Seydaman]

My friend started calling people "homodaphrodites" does that count? because it makes no sense what so ever.

you mean a hermaphrodite? maybe he can't speak right

 

[stormcaller]

My friend started calling people "homodaphrodites" does that count? because it makes no sense what so ever.

you mean a hermaphrodite? maybe he can't speak right

No he said it was a mixture of homosexual and hermaphrodite (both very popular terms around boys my age) hence "homodaphrodite"

Kind of reminds me of something ROAMIN would say.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I prefer using good ol' fuck and shit.

 

[runtheplacered]

Ever since I've watched The Trailer Park Boys I've been telling people to "frig off". That's the only one I can think of.

 

[Seydaman]

My friend started calling people "homodaphrodites" does that count? because it makes no sense what so ever.

you mean a hermaphrodite? maybe he can't speak right

No he said it was a mixture of homosexual and hermaphrodite (both very popular terms around boys my age) hence "homodaphrodite"

Kind of reminds me of something ROAMIN would say.

well thats just fucking retarded.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Smeg, smegging, smeg-head, smeg-bucket, smeg-face etc...

It's fun because it's a shortened term for Smegma (something incredibly disgusting), but no-one knows that. Plus it sounds harmless, although it can make you sound like a dork because it's said all the time in a sci-fi comedy called Red Dwarf.

DO NOT Google Smegma, you will regret it. Although you can google Smeg if you want to see some awesome kitchen appliances...

You ass xD
You should not of said "DO NOT". I'm a person that, whenever said to NOT look up something, actually does.
I only use made up swear words when a teacher is around.
Soon as they walk away I swear xD

I said it was something incredibly disgusting... ;P

 

[NeedAUserName]

Feck
Also, Smeg

Thats about all I use to, Feck a lot more then Smeg

 

[Abedeus]

Awruk.

Read it backwards - Kurwa. It means f**k in English. It's just so amusing, when people don't know why you and some other people are laughing at you.

 

[blackcherry]

Depending on company I use frack, frag, smeg and feth. As I used to have quite the unconscious potty mouth it helped wean me off the fucks, shits and cunts. Now I just tend to say bollocks or frigging hell instead.

 

[Dechef]

Nope, but I love old school swear words.
YOU SCOUNDREL! POPPINJAY!

 

[Jimmyjames]

My friends and I have one we use frequently: Critch

As in; That chick has the critch.

I'm feeling critch today.

The month-old cheese in the fridge is covered in critch.

 

[Kukakkau]

"awww bandit" comes from my mouth alot

 

[Katratzi]

I use Frell, Dren, Yotz and Frak quite a bit. Gorram slips out occasionally as well. I used to say Smeg all the time in high school, but not for quite a while now.

 

[Neosage]

Belgium.
and Warhammer Orc style "zogg" "zoggin"

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Never compromise!

I swear whenever the occasion arises around anyone.

Sense I'm a nerd, most authority figures pay me no mind.

 

[Xaryn Mar]

Hmmm, I have been known to use nerfherder and sithspit from time to time. Blast it has also entered a conversation or two.

EDIT: As posted below me, I also use mensch alot (it is the german word for human but this particular use is from the Deathgate Cycle)