Poll: Fake Swear Words

[Reaperman Wompa]

If in "polite" (bullshit) company I will use crap or stupid. I never got onto fudge or sugar or stuff like that, just too kiddy for me. How am I supposed to walk with dignity when I call someone sugarhead.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

i say amrd its hard to pronounce and I only say around friends cause its an inside joke

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Smeg, smegging, smeg-head, smeg-bucket, smeg-face etc...

It's fun because it's a shortened term for Smegma (something incredibly disgusting), but no-one knows that. Plus it sounds harmless, although it can make you sound like a dork because it's said all the time in a sci-fi comedy called Red Dwarf.

DO NOT Google Smegma, you will regret it. Although you can google Smeg if you want to see some awesome kitchen appliances...

TAKE HIS WORD (i am STUPID!!) can i plz turn back time now?

 

[ffxfriek]

i dont ever....if you dont have enough courage to swear dont fake it.....just don't say anything