Poll: Fighting

[queensbomb]

I tend to only fight when I am at a party or a bar and I see a guy forcing himself upon a young women, then after I taught the guy a lesson I have to fight because the young women forces herself upon me.......

You must get a lot of tail.

Better than my reason's. Mine are usually because "my friends and I were bored and the party isn't for a few more hours."

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

I've had a some training in Karate and Kick Boxing, but I doubt I'd be able to defend myself against a seasoned combatant. I've also never "really" struck another human being with intent to cause actual damage... so I don't know how hard I actually hit.

 

[Wilfy]

I've never studied anything, but I've grown up with an older brother so I can hold my own. Out of my five best friends, I'm the best fighter in our brawls (nothing serious, just mucking around).
The last time I had a fight was about three years ago against my former friend. I can't remember why, but we got really pissed at each other and started fighting in the park (there was no one else there though). I won but he managed to get a few good hits in and hit me very hard round the head with a stick.

 

[Umwerfer]

martial arts practitioner here, but i don't fight. Never really felt a need to vent aggression on other people nor have I been attacked^^

 

[Roamin11]

I tend to only fight when I am at a party or a bar and I see a guy forcing himself upon a young women, then after I taught the guy a lesson I have to fight because the young women forces herself upon me.......

You must get a lot of tail.

Better than my reason's. Mine are usually because "my friends and I were bored and the party isn't for a few more hours."

I tend to deny the offer, its taking advantage of them either way, I would be just the same as the scum bag I kicked the shit out of if I took them up on there offers.

 

[Zacharine]

Experienced fighter? Some might call me that, I've been in a few brawls and I do have almost a decades worth of martial arts (and competitions ranging from no-contact to full contact) under my belt.

But I'd rather just say I can defend myself. To me experienced means something much, much more than what I can do.

But I wan't to make this clear: I don't go looking for fights. Rule Zero of fighting: Run away if you can, fight only if you must.

 

[BlueMage]

I can protect myself. If I never actually have to use what I've learnt however, I'll be quite happy.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Well I've doing Karate for a long time so I know how to fight but I can't remember my last street fight if I had one. Ah well prob for the best.

 

[The Bandit]

I put I can protect myself. But, it's not really true. I'm skinny. But, I'm not going to let anybody mess with me. I've been in five fights in my life, and I've only won one. I don't care. All you need is one good punch, and an asshole will leave you alone for life, regardless of whether you win or lose.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I'm sure I could defend myself, if it came down to it.

Mainly because I have no qualms about doing nasty things to people who have the gall to attack strangers.

It's considered bad form to kick a fellow man in the balls, for example. I'd disregard that.

 

[Barryfaceman]

fortunately i was graced with being unable to stop eating so i have developed although grotesque and visually destructive layer of fat that serves me well wheneve ri need to fight. But i am reasonably strong, i have rather large arms and legs, so i can smash, punch and stomp my way through as many chav that happen to be in my school as necessary.

 

[queensbomb]

I tend to only fight when I am at a party or a bar and I see a guy forcing himself upon a young women, then after I taught the guy a lesson I have to fight because the young women forces herself upon me.......

You must get a lot of tail.

Better than my reason's. Mine are usually because "my friends and I were bored and the party isn't for a few more hours."

I tend to deny the offer, its taking advantage of them either way, I would be just the same as the scum bag I kicked the shit out of if I took them up on there offers.

Point. Sir, you are a good man.

 

[jasoncyrus]

I dont see why people feel the need to pummel their opponents. It's pretty barbaric really.

A smart person, if they cannot talk their way out of it, simply puts them down as quickly as possible with as little effort as possible.

 

[DarkRyter]

I can fight in the least useful way possible.

I am an experienced fencer, so if I ever got into a fight, and a good saber was on hand, sure, I could fight.

In every other situation, however, I'm a frail skinny teenager.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm a total sissy. I fight like a sissy too. I try to throw a punch, and end up clawing your face.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Im an experienced street fighter. I practiced Judo in previous years but I found my own personal style to be more effective. I also go nowhere without a gun.
I have been in a lot of fights and have the marks to prove it. I got into a minor fight at work recently and almost got fired. Thank God my boss owes me.

 

[garjian]

im amasing with a weapon i practice nearly everyday... though i am totally self-taught

without a weapon i fall down a bit... i dodge brilliantly... and i taunt a lot... (just not at the same time)
but i dont attack much... trip 'em up if they get too reckless

aggresive people are fun toys... yet... always so predictable...

the most impressive thing i ever did it a fight was...
run past the guys kick, grab the both the corners of his coat (so were back to back), then spun round really quick...
it was a ridiculous thing to try... im not sure where i was going with it...
but yeah... the coat folded over his head and the zip got really badly stuck in his hair lol...
more taunting... and then walking (jogging) away... heh i totally meant to do that... yup.

 

[Ninja_X]

I follow a proper martial art. Boxing, which is very useful for defending yourself in real life situations by hitting the other guy until he stops hitting back and outside of the ring I don't mind using dirty techniques such as kicking my opponent in the family jewels.

Acctualy boxing is not a proper martial art. It only ever works if your opponent is incredibly inexperianced in real fighting.

Boxing is built around a very specific rule set. In real life fighting there are no rules and WAY to many ways to counter boxing moves.

Then again most martial arts are the same way. Stuff like karate, tai-quan-do, kung fu ect. are more about physical and mental discipline and self empowerment rather than actual defense. I practice a mixed martial arts style that focuses on only the most effective moves and counters for use in real life situations.

 

[Davey Woo]

I recently started a Karaté class, so I guess I could defend myself. I can fight anyway, but you know.

 

[esperandote]

i have never fought i always get very nervious in fight situations except this one time because i really wasnt afraid of the other guy.