Call of Duty
the first one i got, CoD4 MW, i completed the story in about 4 hours, and the multiplayer was dull, in the end i traded it for fable 2
WaW i did enjoy, but every time i went online, i was swamped in hundreds of messages asking if i wanted to play nazi zombies, and they released so many map packs at once, it was impossible to get online, because if you didn't have the map pack, you got thrown out of the lobby
MW2. i will admit, i enjoy the multiplayer, but the story is cock, the multiplayer gets tedious and what else? oh yes. NOBODY WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT! seriously, at school you cant go anywhere without hearing mention of MW2. "popular" people turn into nerds over the fucking thing.
GTA IV
this one is fairly simple, GTA is supposed to be fucking insane, but this one, even with cheats is dull. it looks shit, the story is dull, short answer? buy Saints Row 2. that is fucking mental.
Half Life 2 onwards
The only reason i dont say Half Life 1 is because i never played it, but so many people say that the game has intricate plot, fully developed characters and emotional moments. No, No and No
don't get me wrong, the game is good, but it doesn't have any of those things people say
First of, intricate plot? maybe it's because i didn't play the original, but the only plot i see is, something or other is oppressing you and some other humans, and if that wasn't irritating enough, zombies attack you constantly.
Fully Developed characters? FUCK NO! for starters, all the characters treat Gordon "player name" Freeman like he's a conveniently placed tool. Need to kill Headcrabs? iGordon has an app for that! Alyx is a *****, she may look and sound nice but she is a *****. i remember playing the hospital scene (cliche zombie moment much?) and getting to a hole in the ground, and hearing alyx say "after you gordon" i remember being very annoyed. "*****, there is no reason you cant go down there, now get your ass down there before i pimp slap you back to christmas!" Gordon himself is useless to the plot. (besides causing the zombie attacks) next time you play it, notice how he is never in any cutscenes, and only comes into a decent conversation when he is needed for something.
Emotional? Put it this way, in HL2 episode 2, i celebrated when alyx died
though i did like how gordon never talks, it meant any time i had an opinion on something, i could say it myself. i dont care if the game cant hear me, i wanted my opinion. the AI is fucking retarded too. in HL2 you have control of an army of antlions. its fucking awesome because there is an unlimited supply of the little bastards and you can tell the suckers to go banzai the crap out of everything they see. FUN! as soon as you control human AI, the game becomes frustrating. There is always one person in your squad who is so close behind you, if you go into a small room, you get locked in because the fucker wont move, medics only heal you to 80/100 health? why? you could easily get me to 100 you twat, if you throw a grenade and one of your guys happens to be near it, does he move? nope. stupid twat just dies, and NONE OF THE FRIENDLY AI ATTACKS DO ANY FUCKING DAMAGE (main characters not included) or at least if they do, you cant tell because they die in about 15 fucking seconds
On a slightly related note, there is a Film lots of people love, which i don't
The expendables
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/myblogs/entry/icy-noodles-the-expendables-or-mercenaries-3
This review i wrote should explain everything