Poll: Get a life

[EchetusXe]

oooooooooh, now we have all heard that one haven't we? How do you respond to such a witty and cutting jibe? You're sitting there shooting aliens/reading manga/adding statistics to a Wikipedia page/watching an 'adult' video/trolling your ass off/doing math homework/writing a pointless computer programme/grinding your ass off on a RPG or MMORPG. What DO you do? What do you say in response to this muscular young biochemist who just strolled in to the room/server with absolutely no flaws that can be seen?

In real life or on-line, it is an equally effective insult. Thus it needs an effective retort. But what is the best response? Scratch that. What is YOUR response?

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Give them the Psychopathic response and they will usually back off.

 

[Shru1kan]

The bizarre one, because when you first hear it or read it people's brains hurt.

 

[Freshman]

Dam you got me. I'll admit it then, I'm a zombie. People get too confused with that one

 

[silver wolf009]

The poorly thought out one or the logical one. And every so often, not the psycho one, but something equally psycho.

 

[Dango]

Like a normal person, simply explain to them that they are a total asshole, using big words that they can't understand.

 

[GodsAndFishes]

OT: I have to go with "I don't have to get a life. I'm a gamer. I have many lives."

Dammit! Ninja'd by the first reply!!

 

[XJ-0461]

How the hell is "no u" cool? It's immature as hell, like something an 8 year old would say, and it marks you as an idiot since it shows you can't think of your own witty reply.

On topic: "I have lots of lives. I play videogames" is always the geeky/cool response.

 

[gjendemsjo]

(Another psycho response)I laugh at them.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Where is my beloved "punching response"?

I WANT A PUNCHING OPTION!

Unless it's over the internet, in which case, I just ignore the person.

 

[The Night Shade]

The Best in the whole list
Psycho response: I'd take yours, but no one deserves your life.

 

[Lawnmooer]

I usually just say "Make me."

Then the reply is usually "I can't be arsed."

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

My responce:

I can tell that you are singling me out because I have invested more time into this game for my own leisure. Say what you like about me, but the dark truth is that you feel alienated by your own failure in gaming and believe anyone who is good at it is wasteing their life. YEs some truly do waste time on this game, but not me, I lead a rich fulfilled life. I have great income, a beautiful girlfriend, many close friends. I use gaming to unwind after a hard day of being better than you in every way by topping it off by surpassing you at your one port in which to escape from your misery filled existance.

Good day sir.

 

[tomtom94]

I have one and I like it.

[sub]Even if it burns me inside occasionally[/sub]

 

[Cpt Corallis]

"I don't need another one, I'm trying to lead four already."

 

[SteinFaust]

Ach- ja, ja, und Sie können meine Scheiße essen.

-SteinFaust.

 

[Yureina]

The closest to what I would say I guess would be the "Cool" response. Pretty much because it carries the same mood about it as to what I would say to that person if they told me to "Get a life". It would be a short 4-letter word closely followed by the word "off". ;P