Poll: Get a life

[newfiegirl 110]

Where is my beloved "punching response"?

I WANT A PUNCHING OPTION!

Unless it's over the internet, in which case, I just ignore the person.

I like this response Sounds like me. Either that or just being bitchy and asking what's so great about their life.

 

[Inco]

"Sorry, I am too busy enjoying what I call a life to give a crap. Maybe you should too?"

That's basically what I say and do. It is quite effective on people who hardly know you when you do a lot of things.

 

[monkey jesus]

try "my God you are right, thank you. THANK YOU!"

Then constantly bombard them at all hours of the day and night with minute details of what you are doing, always include more gratitude and ask for their approval.

Start with stuff like "Just took a windsurfing lesson, it was awesome. The wetsuit rides up in the crotch a little and it's leaving a mark but that's OK right. Thank you for opening my eyes to a whole world of possibilities"

Keep this up for a couple of weeks then start getting weird.

"I just killed a hobo! I saw the light go out in his eyes I FEEL ALIVE. So you want to go get some coffee or something?" send this a 3am.

Keep this up until someone intervenes.

 

[Sgt Doom]

If I was capable of getting any sort of social life, I would already have done so. As such, that phrase holds the same meaning to me as "Bang your head against that concrete wall over there, you'll get through eventually!"

 

[masseyguy911]

Well when someone tells me this... I always say the same thing and it always seems to tick them off...
Sure I'll get a life... Right after you do.

 

[Sharkosauros]

pft have a life? you noob, without a life no one can kill you!

 

[luke10123]

Violent Response: (Go for the face)

 

[Russian_Assassin]

But I already have a life. I call it George and I feed it and bathe it and love it very very much!

No one has that to me before because my mother is the only one that sees me doing things like surfing the net and gaming (but never watching adult videos, that would be weird :S). Besides, if it wasn't for this fucking pneumonia I wouldn't even consider sitting at home when there's 45oC out there! I would be partying with my friends on one of the islands or something (Greece is nothing if not one of the best places to party in the summer ).

 

[PatrickXD]

I simply go with 'Define life'. It's fun to watch them stutter and stammer before calling you a 'fag'.

I'll either say this or the psycho response, because they are win.

 

[Wtfmissile]

nou is the general answer to life.

 

[Mordreich]

"Life is overrated, killing yourself is the 'in' thing these days. You should try it before it goes out of style". That right there is the best response I've ever heard to "get a life".

 

[Delaxo]

I'd go for : "I dont need life, I have WoW" XD

 

[AngelSword]

Dismissive, Vaguely Insulting Response: Psh. That insult sucked [walk away]

 

[EchetusXe]

Guy: Get a life nerd.
Me:Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my superior intelligence and ability to play 5 different instruments.
Guy:So what, I don't care
Me:Ok, then why are you bothering me? Are you trying to prove that you are better than me in some way?
Guy: No, you just need to get a life.
Me: Define life.

heh.

We like circlejerking?

Oh yeah, totally, what else is all this stuff about 'games as art' and about the 'idiots at school'?

I dunno, you ready to start now or shall we wait another couple minutes to see if anyone else joins our circle?


btw thanks everyone, I now have the Hot Topic badge and Excellent Topic! badge. I have never actually bought anything from Hot Topic but I still like the badge!

 

[Zorg Machine]

I've never heard that. It may be because they think I have a social life or it's because I, (without any physical exercise) am taller and stronger than everyone I know.

 

[SteinFaust]

Ach- ja, ja, und Sie können meine Scheiße essen.

-SteinFaust.

Ha!

Although...I'd think that'd be lost on folks here and not just due to traditional dietary habits.

i enjoy confusing those i insult.

 

[SteinFaust]

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cool , thanks! and yeah i got the idea of it.

Cool, I had flashbacks to my class when we decided 'winkelmesser' was incredibly hilarious and when my friend realised that reciting Rammstein lyrics was a bad way to pass an exam. God, I oughta take up german again...

i'd like to take German. and yeah, it's because i listen to Rammstein