Poll: Get a life

[David DeMoss]

Psycho response, because that's just me, and because its usually closest to the truth.

Alternative response, considered psycho by the enlivened: "Oh, like yours? With the f-ed up childhood, the broken home, the soul-deadening job, and the emotionally-vampiric interpersonal relationships? Thanks, but I'm full up on pathology for the moment. Now, if you'll excuse me, xenomorphs aren't going to kill themselves."

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

A true gamer does not need to get a life, for we have many lives.

Get's em every time.

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

Something like: Oh My good sir, but i do have a life, and a jolly good one at that, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! now good day!
then they say: but u have no life!
to which i say: I said good day sir! (Cookie for reference)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Psycho responce, usually.
Sometimes I say something along the lines of "What make you think I want to be anything like you, animal?"

 

[xXAsherahXx]

The nerd response seems sarcastic.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Since when is "No u" cool.
It's just bad grammar and wrong.

OT: I have to go with "I don't have to get a life. I'm a gamer. I have many lives."

I have that shirt!

 

[Chronarch]

When I hear this statement I usually bring up a random number of lives (below 99) and say I have that many in the most recent Mario game I've been playing. It generally gets a weird stare from the person or a laugh depending on how well they know me.

 

[The_Chief]

do what i do best. hurt them.

 

[lizards]

no you

this makes me giggle everytime i say it

 

[MrMixelPixel]

I don't care much for this supposedly "witty and cutting jibe". I may however agree. A response from me might include but is not limited to "The lack of a life allows me much free time to invest into frivolous and sometimes productive activities." When caught off my guard the response may lower it's self to just... "No, that would get in the way." I might then make snapping noise with my fingers for good measure.

 

[Energylegzz]

Psycho response is usually my reply and since im usually quiet people are atleast a little off put by it and it works great.

 

[CouchCommando]

Hmmm "STFU you damn kiddy fiddler or I'll report you to the FBI." Seems like it should work on most of the weirdos out there.

 

[Vrex360]

My responce:

I can tell that you are singling me out because I have invested more time into this game for my own leisure. Say what you like about me, but the dark truth is that you feel alienated by your own failure in gaming and believe anyone who is good at it is wasteing their life. YEs some truly do waste time on this game, but not me, I lead a rich fulfilled life. I have great income, a beautiful girlfriend, many close friends. I use gaming to unwind after a hard day of being better than you in every way by topping it off by surpassing you at your one port in which to escape from your misery filled existance.

Good day sir.

Very good, very good indeed.

I must remember to use that sometime.

For the most part though I let it go, although when one guy recently told me to 'get a life you f*cking nonce' because I told him off for insulting someone else, I pointed out that for a guy who can get so angry over something so petty and can't take what he himself dishes out, he sure knows how to live.

 

[kempoman14]

I like to say:

I don't get lives. I take them."

Yes, I know it's cheesy, but it works.

 

[cheftacular]

I'll use my standard comeback to anything. "MAN I'LL FUCKING CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND STUFF IT DOWN YOUR NECK HOLE!". I usually said that about three or four times a day. It took a while before people started realizing that it was a joke, and no one is really getting decapitated.

 

[Latino Gamer]

Other response: You first.

 

[Blackjack 222]

Like a normal person, simply explain to them that they are a total asshole, using big words that they can't understand.

And if this won't work i hope hes in arms reach for me to backhand him across the face.

 

[ethaninja]

Give them the Psychopathic response and they will usually back off.

Doesn't always work for me. They end up getting more confrontational then ever =(