Poll: Get a life

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Lord Of Madness
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Analyzing possible responses:
(Why should I, we're all born to die)
(You first)
(Fuck you asshole)
(After you get raped by a grizzly bear)
(Give them the finger and walk away)

Fuck you asshole.
 

Syntax Error

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Sep 7, 2008
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Responses:
"Meow"
"Define Life"
"People grow up to die anyway, why waste time later when you can slack off now?"
"I have a better grip on Work-Life Balance than you, so I can waste my time doing this stuff because I do my work at work.
 

Mr. Elemenopee

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Jul 28, 2010
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EightGaugeHippo said:
My responce:

I can tell that you are singling me out because I have invested more time into this game for my own leisure. Say what you like about me, but the dark truth is that you feel alienated by your own failure in gaming and believe anyone who is good at it is wasteing their life. YEs some truly do waste time on this game, but not me, I lead a rich fulfilled life. I have great income, a beautiful girlfriend, many close friends. I use gaming to unwind after a hard day of being better than you in every way by topping it off by surpassing you at your one port in which to escape from your misery filled existance.

Good day sir.
I was going to say something much like this, but differently worded. So instead i quote this man (not even bothering to look at the gender) because this is a great answer. And pretty much suits me. :D Although I don't think I would be so mean about only cause I haven't really got "mean" down all too well yet.
 

no one really

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Nov 18, 2009
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Usually I say something witty back, but when I feel lazy, I just say "k" after every one of their insults.
 

Averant

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Jul 6, 2010
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The Psycho response is always fun. I think this would be my favorite psycho response:

"Define life. Do you know what I think Life is? Life is hiding the body so well that nobody ever finds it. Ever."

That or "I'd take yours, but I'd prefer a life that's worth something."
 

Random Argument Man

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May 21, 2008
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"I'm sorry. The green mushroom is in another level".


The funny thing ,about the people who says that to me, are the ones who watch TV each night waiting to got to sleep. Oh yes, I shall waste my free time watching Reality TV with you instead of blasting someone's fictional brains off. Reality...You can watch that everyday. Boring reality...
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Probably something along the lines of: *With one eyebrow raised* "Okaaaaaay, whatever." *Goes back to doing whatever*

Its a pretty stupid "insult", I wouldn't get that much worked up.