Poll: Get a life

[zehydra]

Ask him about this 'life' that he talks about, and waste his time for as long as you can, until he realizes he's being mocked. People who throw around insults at people they believe are 'inferior' don't take well to being the butt of a joke.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

"Get a life, Panda".

I don't say anything, I just take theirs.

 

[The Hero Killer]

If its someone whos opinion I actually value its the inner pain response. For anyone else its the psycho one.

 

[Macgyvercas]

My standard response is "I tried but the store won't sell me one"

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

Go for the throat it's an easy kill! just say they was adopted and you have the paperwork to prove it

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Dam you got me. I'll admit it then, I'm a zombie. People get too confused with that one

This angle is pretty much the one I was going for. Or you could baffle them by agreeing to their insult and saying:

"But I am gamer! I have many lives!"

Or if you're like me, just say:

"I'm standing in front of you, ergo, I live. Good day."

Edit: I was expecting to be ninja'd. My powers of foresight are proven.

 

[Tharwen]

How about:

"You're an idiot."

It's generally all I ever feel that sort of person deserves from me.

 

[Sebenko]

*cough*...I am the biochemist

But without joking, if someone said that to me, I'd give them a stunning smile then start laughing hysterically.

FOR SCIENCE!

My response would be "nah, this is fine."

I had one once. Wasn't worth it.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Last time that happened I look the guy straight in the eyes and said "Oh really? Well I actually don't give a fuck!" then smiled and kept looking at him. He walked off.

 

[EchetusXe]

The psycho response seems a bit odd to me..."No one deserves your life" seems like a compliment...You may as well just say "No one is good enough to be you"

Nah, its the other way. As in no one deserves to be tortured to death.

 

[Tourette]

T-bagging ftw

 

[The Arc of Eden]

the bizarre or psychotic response. Or something else equally confounding or hurtful like "Your soul is a Cavern of Lies" or "It's against my religion" (no offense religious people.)

 

[Dfskelleton]

Psycho response, as that sounds like something I'd say.

 

[StrangerQ]

I hit the philosofical button and start questioning life overall and driving them into corner by endless bombardment of questions and theories