Poll: Getting to know you: How do you eat Pizza?

[spartan1077]

simply put a piece of pizza upside down and on top of the first piece, maybe a horribly unhealthy sandwich of deliciousness.

That sounds delicousness if it is greasy pizza! Must try it next time.

 

[Atticus89]

I eat it with my hands, though I dash each slice with some Tabasco or any other hot sauces I have before I pick up and eat.

 

[Ashcrexl]

silly people. using a fork and knife is horribly inefficient and are only used cuz society expects it of us (stupid inefficient society). society DOES NOT expect us to eat pizza solely with utensils, so why would you decrease your enjoyment of it by using forks and stuff?

if dip is available, i'd go for that. but it usually isnt.

 

[zombiesinc]

I eat it like "Om nom nom nom" and with my hands. It's pretty satisfying.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I pick it (the pizza slice) up with my hands and then, starting at the tip, eat my way back to the crust. That's how most people I know do it as well. Well they might fold it in half and eat it that way, but they generally use their hands.

 

[burningdragoon]

Mmmm... pizza. I eat it with my hands, like the god of pizza intended. When there's cheese in the crust I will sometimes eat crust first, but not often.

I picked other because, even though my method is technically under the " hands " I like to think it's a little different. I either fold it in half to maximize eating speed/quantity, or (9/10 times) I cut out the middle man and simply put a piece of pizza upside down and on top of the first piece, maybe a horribly unhealthy sandwich of deliciousness.

That is... awesome. I only fold it when the slice is big, but I'll have to try that sandwich thing sometime.

 

[Geekosaurus]

You've got to squeeze the slice at each end to bend it so that the thin end doesn't droop. I've never had to explain that ever.

 

[Gigaguy64]

I chose other because...i don't like Pizza....
If i did eat it id probably just use my hands.

 

[darthotaku]

I eat the crust first. That way I finish with the taste of pizza rather than crust.

 

[Zyphonee]

I normally fold it by half and eat it as it was a sandwich.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I eat it with my hands as the universe dictates is correct. If I dip the pizza, I am actually condemning it as a terrible foodstuff as a properly made pizza needs to condiments (as it has the necessary condiment contained inside).

 

[Ickorus]

Knife and Fork..Pizza?

I eat it with my hands and eat the crust first before moving onto the tasty inner parts unless it's a stuffed crust then I eat some crust and some inner bits at the same time.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Hands, but I used to work in a pizza buffet for a year and a half... don't eat pizza much anymore...

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

With my hands... From tip to crust...

Always wanted to use a knife and fork though, but I never have any around...

 

[Shadowsole]

Knife and fork?

weird...

I Got a try it with my lunch now...

 

[The Clown]

fold it up and eat it with my hands as one mega slice.

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

I use my hands but I roll the pizza up into a cigar shape, quite delicious. :3

 

[Whichi]

I eat hands and dip... if i have anything worthy to dip it in. if it's stuffed crust, I'll eat it from the crust first and then proceed to eat the slice as if it were any normal slice of pizza

 

[Uncreative]

Fork and knife. If I'm eating pizza, I'm probably still at the computer, and I really hate getting greasiness on the keyboard.