Poll: Getting to know you: How do you eat Pizza?

[Sacman]

I role it up and eat it in as few bites as possible...

 

[Denamic]

When I was a kid, I watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Since then, eating pizza slices with my hands is the only acceptable way of eating pizza.

 

[Squirrel1328]

Hands, and with sweet chili sauce its awesome

 

[spartan1077]

When I was a kid, I watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Since then, eating pizza slices with my hands is the only acceptable way of eating pizza.

No comment has made me lol this hard...<.< Don't tell anyone I said that

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Take pizza triangle (Pizza is not proper if not cut into pseudo-triangles.)
Bite off main point, retrieving any spilt toppings for later.
If necessary, take secondary bite to cut down on spillage.
Fold pizza along the main axis.
Bite pizza so only crusts are left (minor excess of base is allowed)
Unfold crust
Tear
Dip into sauces, careful not to hog sauces and try to use different sauces for each end.

 

[IronDefender410]

Hands all the way.

On a side note, I've always wondered what a pizza would taste like with ranch dressing instead of tomato sauce.

 

[psychguy57]

i eat pizza the Homer Simpson style. rolled up and in under 4 bites

 

[InsanelyZanter]

Small slice, stiff, minimum toppings = Hands.

Huge slice, greasy, covered in toppings = Fork for first half, then Hands with napkin.

 

[Nouw]

I use both hands, knife and fork. But usually hands, as that's the way it should be.
Tip from crust, lovely.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

Stack two, three with thin crust, because I'm a man, goddamnit, and the pizza Big Mac is a man's meal.

 

[TehCookie]

Want to know the hardcore way to eat pizza? With your face. You need your arms to play games!

Actually I tried it once and didn't work well. I pulled my knees close to by chest and balanced a plate on them with pizza on it so I could gnaw it it while I played games. Then I messed up in the game which broke my concentration and I ended up spilling my pizza. I finished it anyways, no need to waste a perfectly good pizza slice.

 

[v3n0mat3]

Fold it and eat it. This is the only way TO eat a pizza... except if you're eating Chicago-style deep dish.

 

[Gudrests]

...what the hell. People actually eat pizza with a fork and knife? My mind has been blown...

I eat 'em with my hands. And then I tear off chunks of the crust and dip it in garlic sauce.
I dislike pizza, but that's the only way to eat it.

wanna know what we call the people in my neighborhood who eat there pizza like that.....Irish...LOLOLOL but yeah ...hands or no go...my sister pulls the cheese off and then my grandpa yells at her for doing it wrong..and dosent let her have anymore...EAT PIZZA CORRECTLY

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I rarely eat my pizza with dip or other kind of sauce, but I do like how ranch tastes with peperoni and mushroom. Also, I eat it with my hands.

 

[Blemontea]

Good old fashioned hands, only PANSIES eat there pizza like a rich snob with a fork and knife.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I'm a pizza traditionalist. As such, I keep napkins handy.

 

[RandallJohn]

I dip my pizza in garlic sauce. Then, I try not to think about the fact that I just dipped my already-fatty pizza in liquid butter.

PSSSH Liquid butter tastes better than a lot of pizza sauce.

Oh, I agree. That's why I try not to think about it.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Personally I dip my pizza in ranch dressing and then eat it. So how about you?

EDIT: I also hate pizza sauce... I always get the least amount if possible.

Whenever I go to visit my cousin he takes me to this pizza place and he orders a pizza which, in leu of sauce, uses ranch dressing.
OT:Hands all the way! I mean I use them for everything else in my life why not pizza? I only fork and knife it when the pizza's not glued together well (the cheese is sliding off and shit)

 

[dex-dex]

you take the slice, fold it like a taco and chow down!
if you have a lot of toppings this method is really good. It also stops friends from taking the goodness from yo slice.

what is this fork and knife business???
THAT'S CRAP
THAT'S WHAT!!!!