Poll: Grenades

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zHellas

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Damn. I put "Lob it" when I couldn't see the "Kick it" option that I wanted.
 

Outright Villainy

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What's with the super necro?
Oh well, I'd probably kick it if I could get a good shot at it, then run like hell. Object flying through air > the speed of my fat ass.
 

Mr Shrike

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PROTIP: If you can read the writing on the side of a grenade, you're probably a bit too close to it.
 

Zirat

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Believe it or not, my actual instinct in anything thrown at me is to throw it back ANYTHING so a grenade would be treated no diffrent than a baseball, a rock, or a fruitcup.
 

RandomWords

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Turn around, and just to a slow motion cool guy walk away. If I'm going to die, I'm gonna do it the cool way.
 

Mechsoap

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OH SHII- followed with a sprint faster then lightning

to try pick it up is a sure way to get yourself killed, you dont got a respawn counter to risk it, if its normal life also and you throw it, it could hit a innocent familiy having an walk

just run, or if your stupid, lick it

and if i tried to kick it i would properly miss and blow up my testicles
 

steevee

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I picked lob it back.

Honestly, if it's by my feet I'm not going to have time to get away really, and I'd rather go out in an instant or actually survive than hedge my bets and end up with a partially shredded body.
 

Leemaster777

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Honestly, knowing me, I'd see it, say, "What the heck?", realize what it is, then say "Oh sh...", since I'd have already wasted too much time wondering what it was to get away.
 

Devil's Due

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If it's near a group of people, I'd instantly jump on top of it and absorb the impact. If I was alone, I'd move away.

I'm a military brat and training to join the US military in a few years. Why be selfish if in a group of innocent people who may die if you don't move? Needs of the Many outweigh the needs of the Few.

PS: Throwing it back may risk more innocents. If it's just some idiot who obviously has no military training and doesn't even count a few seconds after pulling the pin, then you have enough time to throw it back at his dumb ass.

(Holy Neco, Batman. This thread be old! Why, Redlin5? Why?)
 

Vrach

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Furburt said:
Something similar happened to me once, I was at the dublin riots and the cops fired tear gas grenades, and I was quite proud of myself, I managed to throw it back before it went off. The morons weren't wearing gas masks either.
Wahahaha, hilarious, can just imagine the coppers going "fucking Call of Duty gamers!" :D

Personally, I'd go for cover if there was any. If not, either run away if I see it flying towards me or try to hurl it back/into the air if it's already at me (can throw it further than I can run so...).
 

Danny Ocean

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Turn it into the authorities. I'm sure they'd love to know where that grenade was procured from.

If it's arm I'll kick it away and hide behind something stone or metal.
 

omega 616

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The first few seconds of this.


Yes, I would shout "CHEESE IT!.

It's a nade for jebus sake!

All those saying I would jump on it to save my friends, wouldn't. They would do like the rest of us and scream like 6 year old girls after seeing a spider and leg it!