Poll: Have they finally made the best game of all time?

[Hutchy_Bear]

Multiplayer's broken on the beta already!

The class system is unbalanced, and the Scoped Forks Mk.II are waaaaaay overpowered.

Oh, and:

I guess they're saving that for the innevitable DLC.

XD Can you imagine that! It seems like a ordinary forlift simulator until someone finds a hidden button and then it rurns into an epic robot shindig!

 

[almostgold]

There are very few times a non-professional writer on the internet posts something that makes me laugh out loud.

This is one of those times.

I agree that a commendation should be in order.

Congratulations, sir.

 

[ResiEvalJohn]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
This game is going to be awesome, how can you even question this game's amount of greatness?!

 

[snow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqC2URQstz4

That shit is intense.

OMG!! Now if I can do THAT ingame? Heck yeah I'd buy it LOL

Why is it whenever they give us the freedom to do things in games, we destroy everything? Oh yeah.. Cuz it's FUN!!

I wonder if that dude is alright? I don't think anything landed on him since the forklift had a top to it but Wow!

 

[crystalsnow]

Who the fuck voted no?

 

[almostgold]

Only in Forklift Truck Simulator can you accomplish realistic truck-lifting on your PC!

Finally!

 

[Biosophilogical]

Holy Excrement on a Twig Batman! Forklifting, To The Extreme!!!

[sub]OT: I'd rather have a combat-simulator on a suped-charged wii or something than drive a forklift[/sub]

 

[ottenni]

Dear god, that was AMAZING! My mind is blown, i need to lie down for a minute.

 

[Polarix]

This is the most amazing game I have ever seen in my entire life. I mean I thought I had seen it all with the Desert Bus but this game could possibly prove the existance of their being cake in Portal or even life on Mars. I mean the gameplay in Forklift Simulator 2009 is intense, the graphics are superb, and the soundtrack is even better than what has been made by Nintendo, Sega, Capcom and Square Enix combined. And with all of Excalibur Publishing's jaw dropping list of games such as Euro Truck Simulator, Farming Simulator, Crane Simulator 2009 and Digging Simulator; they could easily blaze through the March Mayhem competition if they were in it.

 

[silver wolf009]

I spent one hundred dollars on the limited edition. totally worth it, it comes with a remote control forklift.

 

[Oilerfan92]

Oh my sweet Jibbiling Jesus theres a franchise!

Includes:
-4 crops: barley, corn, canola and wheat

-Explore the huge, over 4 km ², island......... 4 GOODAMN KILOMETRES OF ISLAND MAN I'M GONNA CREAM.

-Career mode with business section.

And last but not least....

-Download additional vehicles and equipment with automatic mod installation............. THEY HAVE A GODDAMN FARMER MODDING COMMUNITY

-HOLY DICKBALLS IT'S THE GOLD EDITION ASWELL



I have finally ascended into farming simulator heaven...

Man. Ive been missing out on a lot. Curse you Bad Company 2 !!! I couldve bought Farming Simulator GOLD EDITION.

But surely you jest, a whole 4 types of crops !?! If tis true, than this game be the work of a sorcerer of magestic powers.

 

[xDHxD148L0]

I wonder how they sold the publisher the game at the pitch meeting,or if if anyone told them during the development stage that making a forklift game was just a stupid idea. I would also imagine all 6 fans of this game are eagerly awaiting the sequel.

 

[Oilerfan92]

I think games like this are where guys who didnt finish Game Design training go when they cant afford to finish it.

 

[Gaderael]

[HEADING=1]THAT GAME IS AMAAAAAAAAAZING![/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]Why aren't these guys OWNING in March Madness!?!![/HEADING]

 

[zakski]

I think games like this are where guys who didnt finish Game Design training go when they cant afford to finish it.

shush bask in its awesomeness

 

[Oilerfan92]

Guys... you know how i always say that i enjoy truck driving simulators, but always wished that they could be UK trucks ?

Well... my dreams have been answered.

http://www.excalibur-publishing.com/uktrucksim.htm

Im wondering if theres a mini game where you buy porn to keep you happy on those long deliveries...

 

[dazhat]

I think there should be a ZP review of this game. Yahtzee would obviously worship it.

 

[QuickDEMOL1SHER]

[image/]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2662/3925156670_a5dc6dba0b.jpg[/IMG]

 

[sabotstarr]

hahahaha. This is epic. Good job finding this.

 

[Hafnium]

I have actually seen these games at a local Gamestop (and laughed heartily).. who the hell buys these games?

Loving the sales pitching on the site..

In Bus Driver, your job is to transport passengers around an attractive and realistic city. You must drive to a timetable on a planned route, whilst obeying traffic rules, and taking care not to upset or injure your passengers. WOW! Too much excitement for me, thanks!

What I wouldn't give to be able to not upset virtual passengers in a virtual bus..


Edit: Oh your God, I missed "The Farm"

"On your small farm you get to look after a cow, a pig, chickens and a sheep."
"Features nonlinear gameplay."
"You'll also have to look after your patch!"

This publisher is sitting on some golden IP.