I have longer hair and am wearing a uniform at work. I'm working with my back turned from the cash register/main counter. I'm just doing my thing, cleaning or some shit, and I hear "Excuse me?" I don't immediately acknowledge the guy because there are more people working and I was really into cleaning whatever I was cleaning. I hear a throat clear and a "Excuse me miss?" Well, that can't be for me, I have a penis; better clean this some more! Finally, "Miss!? Excuse me miss!? MISS!?" Oh, right, long hair and girly-looking ass. So I turn around, and in my deepest voice I reply "Yes sir?"
Never have I seen a darker shade of red on a human face.