No. Strictly black tie only, I'm afraid.Brawndo said:Casual sex means any sex outside of a monogamous relationship: one-night stands, fuck buddies, friends with benefits, wife-swaping, swinging with your partner, etc.
I'm just curious how conservative/idealistic this forum is
It's always nice to make someone laugh.Lazzi said:Dr Snakeman said:Casual sex? I've never even had formal sex!
*Ba-dum-tish!*
I actully laughed at that.
Tell you what. You come over, I'll bring a lighter, an oil-soaked rag at the end of an aluminum baseball bat to act as a torch, and a slutty girl and then you can say that again.Monkfish Acc. said:I would rather stick my dick in a fire.
Yeah, all right.SimuLord said:Tell you what. You come over, I'll bring a lighter, an oil-soaked rag at the end of an aluminum baseball bat to act as a torch, and a slutty girl and then you can say that again.Monkfish Acc. said:I would rather stick my dick in a fire.
Bandages and antibiotic ointment, I'm thinking. I have neither and you'll need both.Monkfish Acc. said:Yeah, all right.SimuLord said:Tell you what. You come over, I'll bring a lighter, an oil-soaked rag at the end of an aluminum baseball bat to act as a torch, and a slutty girl and then you can say that again.Monkfish Acc. said:I would rather stick my dick in a fire.
I'll come over to your house now and we'll get this shit started.
Should I bring anything? Gifts, food, clothes?
Good idea. It's not the whole experience without the slathering of pink pork truncheon burn solution.SimuLord said:Bandages and antibiotic ointment, I'm thinking. I have neither and you'll need both.
Just keep thinking of your smug moral superiority. I hear it's a real salve against getting your dick burned off.Monkfish Acc. said:Good idea. It's not the whole experience without the slathering of pink pork truncheon burn solution.SimuLord said:Bandages and antibiotic ointment, I'm thinking. I have neither and you'll need both.
I, uh. I'm going to have to ask you to guide me through it. It's my first time.
Not in my experience.Dorian6 said:is there any other kind?