Poll: Have you ever wanted to beat a child?

[ShadowsofHope]

Is there an age limit here?

I've wanted to take my sister for a car ride off a cliff while I dive out at the last second beating for years now. Just haven't gotten around to it. She's a general ***** of a sister.

She is 15, by the way.

 

[matt87_50]

what sort of stupid poll is that? OF COURSE everyone has wanted to beat a child!

of course there are many things I have WANTED to do in real life, that have haven't actually done.

 

[Mr. Elemenopee]

I've had the urge every once in a while. As a general attitude towards children, I love the little buggers! They are so much easier to talk to, they are usually not deceptive, and are so easy to have fun with sometimes (especially those ones with huge imaginations!).

But there was this one kid not too long ago that I had the great luck of meeting. Little f***er slapped me in the face multiple times. Out of nowhere! And in front of his damned parents! They were watching me get slapped and didn't do a gosh darned thing. I wanted to beat that kid so hard I swear I would have gone to jail for it. I don't think I've ever been that angry before. And worse things have been done to me. And whenever I hear those annoying little kids on online games, I see his face and only kill them once I know who they are. It's a bit of selective targeting because I know this is unhealthy, but I still hold a grudge...

 

[PureChaos]

i've not met a real child annoying enough to want to beat them. some of the ones in programmes i've hoped die

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Can't think of something I haven't ever wanted to hit.

Well said! Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

However, as much as I would want to, I'd never do it, because doing so would cause attention towards me, something I'd rather not want, as I prefer to blend in with the background in most social situations.

 

[angry_flashlight]

I'm fairly forgiving of children (3-10) because they are having fun and doing what children do (i.e. be annoying, but at least I expect this*). Pre-teens and younger teenagers are another story. Some can be okay, but others are whiny, self-centred, spoiled brats. Grud knows how many times I've wanted to hit my 15 year-old brother just to make him shut his arrogant trap, but so far I have refrained from doing so. The mere thought of the action calms me. The thought of the consequence however, ruins that feeling.

* parents of annoying children however, are something else entirely. I sometimes wonder how they cannot see that the methods they are using will result in a bratty child.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Yes. When a little 7-year-old punk called my sister a ***** (to her face) for calling him out on a lie. The kind of lie he told all the goddamn time. I think I threw him around a little for that one. Don't worry, I threw him onto a trampoline. Still scared the shit out of him, though.

 

[YourlocalPCsnob]

Beating children builds character.

Ask any of the four hookers in my basement.

 

[Grathius22]

Yes. I don't know what compelles some one to be so stupid. Crying and yelling for no real reason. Even if their a child, they don't have to be so dumb!

Btw, I'm a child.

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

Sure I've felt the desire to punch a little shit in the face, but who hasn't? I can only take so many questions and so much high-pitched squealing and laughing before I want to punch a *****.

 

[Mr Companion]

I play plenty of videogames so yes, yes I often want to assault annoying children. Psychonaughts meat circus anybody?

 

[NotSoNimble]

LOL!

I love it when teens ask about common knowledge that they should have been taught when they were smaller children.

Yeah dude, it's the norm to want to beat children. No need to poll this stuff, we all know it's cool to do this type of thing.

Anything that annoys you needs to get a helping, of fist sandwich, so it learns it's lesson.

You have the right and the privilege to be happy in your own way, so if you don't like something, if something doesn't agree with you, beat it up!

You get a cookie, long cat is long, and you save the princess.

Your facts have no flaws, we all secretly wish to beat up children cause they get on our nerves, thanks for bringing the obvious into the forefront of society so we can all rally behind your red flag.

AKA: No, we all don't want to smash what we find annoying.

 

[Trebort]

God yes, I work with the little bastards. I'm tempted to kill them frequently.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Only little 13 year old metalheads.

 

[schroing]

No, because I lack mental problems.

 

[Betancore]

Only little 13 year old metalheads.

It is questionable - is the 'metal' that most 13 year olds listen to really metal?

And occasionally I've wanted to beat up my brother, but only because I care about him. In a bit of a roundabout way. Or I'm just making excuses. Most kids don't bother me that much - they're very cute and adorable in small bursts. Children on public transport, on the other hand, well, I want to tear their voice boxes out.

 

[Engarde]

Mm. Sometimes the things drive me mad. Blasted childrens.

 

[Glamorgan]

Uh, when I was a child, sure, but not any more.

 

[silverowl]

Oh God yesssssss. everyone under the age of 15 to be exact. particularly blond girls with helium voices ( many in Norway, but i know 4 a fact that u have them in america too) just hearing their shrill voices makes my fist clench.