Poll: Have you ever wanted to beat a child?

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Parallel Streaks

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Mainly those two little Hitler Youth rejects who scrawled ****** on my house's living room window. I even planned on punching them in the face so hard their teeth fell out, to which I would say "That'll teach yah to mess with THIS tooth fairy!".
 

Mimssy

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I like kids for the most part, but there are some that come into Old Navy (where I work) that make me want to smack them upside the head and beat down their parents for letting their kids act like little monsters!
 

Jack Nettle

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It's like children are designed to be annoying as hell for the first 8 years. After that, they're tolerable. It also depends on the child, but not at year 3... They're all annoying as Hell then.
 

The Root Beer Guy

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The hatred of children on The Escapist makes me a little sad. I suppose not very many people on here have experienced the many joys children can bring.
OP: I've gotten to the point that I scream at them, but have never gotten the desire to actually hit them.
 

samuraiweasel

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Think about it all the time as i am the admin/IT tech of a schools computers and im just tired of kids fucking around with them.
BUT never done it because its their parents responsability.
that and id get fired.
 

NoNameMcgee

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EightGaugeHippo said:
Not children, more like cocky 11-13 year olds who think they know about the world.
and most of the 13 - 17 year old kids on this forum, for the same reason
 

Naheal

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FargoDog said:
Not a small child, they don't know any better.
Pretty much in this case, i want to rip the parents apart.

Also, stop saying what's on my mind.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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I've never even considered it. Yes, they can be annoying but the knowledge that I was annoying when I was their age sustains my tolerance.
The Amazing Tea Alligator said:
reminds me of the suggestive beetle...
That was... interesting.
 

Dango

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I am a child (at least if you're going by my ideals), but there are still lots of people younger than me, and no, I've never wanted to beat any of them, that's absolutely terrible.
 

Devil's Due

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I doubt I'd ever hit a child (well, at least anyone under 14. After that, I get much less forgiving).

But don't test me! A lot of kids raised these days have no respect or even decency compared to years ago. Heck, I say that and I'm almost seventeen. Most of them never get spanked or yelled at in any such way, so they understand no punishment and go around reenacting that crap they say on MTV lately or such trying to act "cool."

AverageJoe said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
Not children, more like cocky 11-13 year olds who think they know about the world.
and most of the 13 - 17 year old kids on this forum, for the same reason
Curious how you're only one to two years older than "most 17 years old on this forum", and you seem to believe you're all high and powerful than them. :p

It's certainly amusing when people instantly hate the lower age groups the minute they become one year older. Like how one kid was eleven that I knew, the day he hit twelve be believed himself above all eleven year olds. *Rolls eyes*
 

topaztikal

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seriously, why do people have kids

and i have a younger brother, so i suppose i have beaten a child
good times
 

Human_Sacrifice

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Only if I could gag them afterward so I didn't have to listen to them screaming for the next four hours. The amount of times I've had to slam my window shut to block out the constant noise of some little boy down the street who's tried to be cool on his scooter and failed..