Poll: Help me settle this.

[AdmanUK]

I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!

 

[Galaxy Roll]

What the madness? Salads are amazing.

I have mine with lettuce, croutons, mozzarella, onions, and zesty Italian dressing. Tastes wonderful.

 

[Dags90]

Do you mean...like...tossing a salad? I honestly don't see how either is particularly unmanly though. I prefer mine with lots of vinegar. The least manly food, according to food advertising, is yogurt. Which is fine with me, because it's nasty.

The idea of gendered food just seems silly. Are sandwiches unfeminine?

 

[aba1]

is this a troll thread? or is your girlfriend that messed up?

maybe thats a bit harsh but seriously food =/= sexuality

I cant belive I actually had to say that sad day for humanity indeed...

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, of course it's fine for a man to eat salad. Why on earth should it not be?

 

[GigaHz]

So I assume if you're on a date with a woman and you get a complimentary salad with your meal, it is socially expected for the man to hand the salad over to the woman so that she may have two.

Seems like your girlfriend has her head firmly planted up her own ass, no offence.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

WHAT?! Sometimes all I eat for dinner is mother-flippin' salad! Tell that girly to shove off with her salad-hatin' ways!

 

[Kair]

Last time I had no other option than eat at McDonald's, I ordered a salad instead of those cancer sticks they call fries.

 

[Asti]

Err... I'd say your girlfriend is a bit weird.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

There is nothing wrong with eating a Salad and being male. Nothing whatsoever.
I suppose if she refuses to accept it after you have so many Semi-Anonymous Salad eaters backing you, you can always add a pinch or few of Bacon Bits, go "There", and enjoy your (Mostly) healthy meal in peace.

As a matter of fact, I think I'll have a Salad with dinner tonight, and it will be GLORIOUS (Or at least as glorious a small glass bowl of Lettuce with a little Salad Oil can be).

 

[klasbo]

What the madness? Salads are amazing.

I have mine with lettuce, croutons, mozzarella, onions, and zesty Italian dressing. Tastes wonderful.

Y U NO olives? Kalamata olives are just so BOUSE.

Anyway:

Spoiler: Halloumi salad anyone?

 

[Mantonio]

What the hell is wrong with her, that stupid piece o-

No, there is nothing wrong with men to eat salads. Where the hell did she get that idea?

 

[Danpascooch]

I enjoy a good salad, however my girlfriend tells me It's weird and not masculine, It's been going on for a while now, so once and for all help us decide!

What the fucking fuck? That's crazy!

She should be glad you're trying to eat healthy, I've NEVER heard anyone share her opinion

 

[Galaxy Roll]

What the madness? Salads are amazing.

I have mine with lettuce, croutons, mozzarella, onions, and zesty Italian dressing. Tastes wonderful.

Y U NO olives? Kalamata olives are just so BOUSE.

Because I have really simple tastes and don't like a lot of things that most sane people like: olives, tomatoes, peanut butter, jelly, yogurt, chicken, etc.