Poll: HE'S GOT A GUN!!!

[Stiggerby]

I would put a flower in the end of his gun and urge him to consider a more peaceful approach towards dealing with whatever is his most prevelant issue.

Then, after a few moments, I would smash his head in with a spoon.

 

[Kollega]

Try to run up to him as fast as i can while dodging a bit to make targeting hard for him. When i run up to him,grab his arm,kick him in the balls,take the gun,throw the clip out,shoot in the air once,and then pistol-whip him 10-15 times for being stupid.

I don't think he'll be able to hit head or vital organs even if he DOES hit me.

Dude I guarantee you that if you were facing the barrell of a loaded gun, you wouldn't run up and try to to tackle them.

You know,my life is somewhat pointless and not too enjoyable anyway. At the very least i can die or be badly wounded in a blaze of glory.

 

[Sick boy]

Try to run up to him as fast as i can while dodging a bit to make targeting hard for him. When i run up to him,grab his arm,kick him in the balls,take the gun,throw the clip out,shoot in the air once,and then pistol-whip him 10-15 times for being stupid.

I don't think he'll be able to hit head or vital organs even if he DOES hit me.

Dude I guarantee you that if you were facing the barrell of a loaded gun, you wouldn't run up and try to to tackle them.

You know,my life is somewhat pointless and not too enjoyable anyway. At the very least i can die or be badly wounded in a blaze of glory.

Maybe, but you'll only ever know if you're put into this situation, I just believe that you wouldn't because everyone on the internet says that they would fight off the bad guy in this situation even though that if they were put into that situation they'd shit themselves literally.

 

[Deity1986]

I would rip open my shirt to reveal a huge S (for sandwich), and catch the bullet in midair! With much a daring-do I would arrest the culprit with my lazer eye-beams (which I don't have; and I'm not gay), before flying upwards and smashing through the roof of the building (which I wouldn't pay for) and heading off in search of new thrills and adventures! (As long as they're rated PG13)

 

[Gebi10000]

as long as hes talking he wont shoot. so keep him talking. and try to get the gun away from him

 

[Cheesezorz]

I would dodge the bullets in slowmotion and then karate-kick in his face.

It's easy to do that, right?

 

[Legion]

Throw a bear at him, but that wasn't an option.

 

[Zac_Dai]

lol at all the people in the poll who would try to disarm him.

You guys would shit yourselves!

 

[FROGGEman2]

Realistically, I'd grab my loved one and we'd run

 

[Stoic raptor]

Well, if my loved ones were not smart enough to hide, I would shield them. If they did hide, I would join them. Then call the police. Maybe even throw somethings, but I probably wouldnt risk it.

 

[Shoto Koto]

Run, in reality its much less likely that he will hit you or anyone else if you are a mvong target (I think the statistic is even a trained shooter will only hit a moving target 4% of the time). So run and tell your loved ones to do the same.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I'd kick him in the balls. Hey, over here chances are its a toy gun anyway.

 

[JohnSmith]

Push my girlfriend out of the line of fire, because bodies don't stop bullets reliably, then try very, very hard to make him very, very disarmed.

 

[UtopiaV1]

I'd use closest person as a human shield, fuck all y'all.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

drop to the floor, wait till he goes, then club him with a fire extinguisher. Oozey and goozy

 

[Overlord_Dave]

Why isn't "Need a change of pants" one of the options?

 

[Zombie Badger]

Grab the gun and push it to the side, kick him in the balls, take the gun, take a step back and point it at him. If he tries to attack me shoot him in the chest twice.

 

[Toasty]

Take the bullet and strangle the life out of him.
with Bear Hands!

probs that. suprise the fucker in the beggining.

 

[leet_chris]

i would scream like a little girl and run away

 

[wordsmith]

If he's more than a few feet, I'll just duck or throw someone else in front of me - which, incidentally, I notice is not an option.

*Ka-Thump*

That's the sound of Max hitting the nail squarely on the head. To coin a phrase:

"You go be a dead hero, I'm fine staying over here being a live coward."