Poll: Horrific news: Transformers 3 in production

[cuddly_tomato]

From Michael "crap director" Bays own website...

https://www.michaelbay.com/newsblog/files/73978045c5496d5271c90be6884209a8-598.html

Hey, it's been a long time since I've posted. Just been a little busy.

Transformers 3 has been going very well. We are going to shoot in LA, Chicago, Washington DC, Florida, Texas, Africa, Moscow, and China. On the talent front, we just locked in Frances McDormand and John Malkovich. Both amazing actors I've always wanted to work with. We also just got Ken Jeong, he is the super funny actor stuck in the trunk from ?Hangover? and the Doctor from ?Knocked Up.?

We start shooting pre-shoots in about one month.

I also was at a Ferrari charity event this week raising money for a hospital being built by Ferrari in Haiti. I announced that night the newest Autobot to join Transformers: the Ferrari 458 Italia.

I also want to thank everyone on this site that donated to the Make -A-Wish charity. We raised $20,000 which I will personally be matching. This is a great charity where they make wishes come true for kids who are very ill. We have had many Kids from Make-A-Wish visit us on our Transformers sets and this time we will be posting video of their visits on Transformers 3.

Michael Bay

This is going beyond a joke. The man keeps making bad movies and people keep on giving him money to make these bad movies. But Transformers isn't a film franchise that would be easy to fuck up, and yet Bay did it twice. The second movie in particular was shocking idictment on his lack of skills.

I think he should be stopped.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

YAY! EXPLOSIONS!

Personally, while I'm not exactly proud of the failed product that is Michael Bay's Transformers, I'll happily go and watch giant robots assplode each other for 2 hours without complaining. It could only get cooler if there were no females in the film at all.

 

[Legion]

They aren't that bad, they could be much worse than they are, they are not so different from every other cliché Hollywood movie beyond having giant robots.

I imagine I will end up seeing it "just in case it's better than the last one".

 

[SturmDolch]

I'm quite certain that the Ferrari will transform into this:

Spoiler

"Hey, Optimus Primo! You know-a what-a goes-a good with-a-da Megatrono? A pint-a da best-a olive oilo! Mamma-mia!"

Also, I hated the second one, make it stop. The first was OK. Nothing beyond a 6/10, but OK.

 

[silver wolf009]

Oh god no. My childhood icons... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[soapyshooter]

I know his movies are bad utter shit but they make boatloads of money. It doesnt matter if it sucks, people see it. So he will keep making them.

 

[DividedUnity]

Hahaha its funny because you think micheal bays movies are bad. Uwe boll is still alive and making movies. Until he does the world a favor and stops making movies then procedes to burn every one that he ever made no other movie can be called bad

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Old news is old. Also, SHUT UP! Those films weren't that bad. I quite liked them thank you!

 

[scootisspah]

the first was good/ok but the second made me grind my face on a wall it was so bad URGH

 

[Danpascooch]

They aren't that bad, they could be much worse than they are, they are not so different from every other cliché Hollywood movie beyond having giant robots.

I imagine I will end up seeing it "just in case it's better than the last one".

Actually, I think Transformers 1 was pretty good.

It was Transformers TWO that made my eyes bleed, my ears smoke, and gave me Schizophrenia for the rest of my life.

Now three is incoming......dear god

EDIT: Not the weirdest thing I've seen though, that's the Avatar: The Last Airbender movie that is in production, do people think before they spend millions to make a movie? Or is it decided by some sort of coin flip?

 

[WhoaItsBrett]

I'm actually pretty excited to see the 3rd movie.
I liked the first 2, so the 3rd one should be good too.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

This seems to be you hating Michael Bay more than anything else. He's not a bad director - he has his own particular style that (excessive though it may be) has come to define blockbuster action films. It was inevitable that a third Transformers film would come out after the great success of the previous films, and it probably won't end there.

I'm not saying I like the Bay-helmed Transformers flicks (far from it), but directionless ranting is just silly.

 

[JaredXE]

Michael Bay is making Transformer's 3 for AMERICA. I'm not kidding, that is the reason he gave, he's doing it for our country, the Red White and the Blue.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

At least it can't possibly be worse than Transformers 2, so I'm pretty indifferent.

 

[reg42]

I saw this coming. I won't see it, because I don't enjoy stupidity.

 

[Gabanuka]

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

That sums up my feelings quite well.

 

[The_Eskimo]

YAY! EXPLOSIONS!

Personally, while I'm not exactly proud of the failed product that is Michael Bay's Transformers, I'll happily go and watch giant robots assplode each other for 2 hours without complaining. It could only get cooler if there were no females in the film at all.

no hot females crawling while swaying from side to side? Blasphemy!

 

[Timotei]

I don't really think Michael Bay really wants to do the Transformers movies. He clearly doesn't show interest in the franchise and has hinted that it's the studio forcing him into the position of making them because he made the execs so many unteen millions with the first two.

If Michael Bay would actually show some enthusiasm with the franchise, he might show it some respect and actually revere it, but because he's being forced into yet another movie about a franchise he clearly doesn't care about, it's only going to result in even worse movies and even more angered nerds and shattered childhoods.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

From Michael "BAYSPLOSION!" Bay's own website...

fix'd

And I for one enjoy the new Transformers movies, so please just drop that undeserved sense of self-importance and express your opinion by not purchasing a movie ticket.

Also, this is very old news.