Poll: How do you flirt?

[Julianking93]

I am terrible in real life.
I can't even make friends much less flirt with anyone.
But then... I come online and I have a total of 4 people who are crushing on me and I haven't even done anything.
Or at least, I dont' think.
Maybe I've got a geeky charm about myself >.>
Seems to be working though, so I'll keep at it

 

[Dizeazedkiller]

I find i don't ao much flirt as just get more confident with whoever i'm talking to, wait for them to make a move and usually fuck it up before that can happen by saying something stupid.

Easy solution. Live alone, die alone. I'm too lazy and too confused with the whole thing so i give up already xD.

 

[AMMO Kid]

You show me yours I'll show you mine? No? Okay, I'll leave before you call the cops.

 

[Knusper]

I guess I kind of do it subconsciously, but really I just act nice.

Not that it works though. Or at least, I'm just too much of a coward to follow anything up.

 

[Evilsanta]

I don't know how to do it and I think I would be very bad at it. THough never going to a clup or pub might have something to do with that.

And that I am as socialy flexible and likeable as a rock.

 

[Death God]

My flirty always turns into friendship. I start by making light, then making them laugh, and finally getting closer and more warm. Then, of course, they take it as me just being friendly and asking if we can hang out and do something together. So, in retrospect, my flirting sucks and doesn't work right at all.

 

[Gudrests]

Inappropriate staring, mostly. Oh and lots of lame sexual innuendo.

Yeah, I'm terrible :[

No thats the best kind lol. Inappropriate staring all the way.

OT: I'm Natural. I don't even notice when i am doing it. One girl wanted me because i was apparently flirting with her and when she realized i didn't want to stick it in her she got angry.

Good sir That is the most annoying feeling ever.
Ugly chick wants you
You be nice
She likes you thinks you like her
You just being nice.
Don't understand wtf happend when she flips out on you
????
Profit her hot friends

 

[kaieth]

I usually grab my crotch and thrust it at things.

Not much luck so far....

 

[Extraintrovert]

What's flirting? That impenetrable, constantly changing, utterly insane verbal fencing that humans have for some reason invented to obfuscate the uncomplicated task of announcing with whom they desire to have sex. Pass. If I ever decide to announce such a thing (which my relentless misanthropy won't allow, although it might someday be overridden by my sexual deviancy) then I'm going to use the same level of succint, blunt honesty with which I do everything. Which might explain my utter lack of a social life.

EDIT:
I remembered these videos, which I suppose are slightly relevant.
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[Pinky]

I don't flirt.. I just don't understand how. :c
I feel so socially incompetent sometimes haha. I swear I live a pretty normal live otherwise...

 

[Mordwyl]

I do quite well with it, until they make it apparent they're not interested. Doesn't stop the occasional flirting though.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I don't really, I tend to operate by an Occam's Razor approach when it comes to these things making no assumptions that he/she likes me unless they outright tell me so, though I'm much more confident and assertive when I'm drunk which has produced mixed results.

 

[Spade Lead]

I will flirt with anyone. It is just who I am. And yes, I am quite good at it...

 

[TyrunnAlberyn]

I'm not the greatest thing ever to happen to flirting, and I do tend to be rather picky, but when I need some flirtations, they generally work the way I want them to.

 

[Xixikal]

Terrible with people I actually like-like. Surprising and, unintentionally, good with people I don't.

 

[Gudrests]

Inappropriate staring, mostly. Oh and lots of lame sexual innuendo.

Yeah, I'm terrible :[

No thats the best kind lol. Inappropriate staring all the way.

OT: I'm Natural. I don't even notice when i am doing it. One girl wanted me because i was apparently flirting with her and when she realized i didn't want to stick it in her she got angry.

Good sir That is the most annoying feeling ever.
Ugly chick wants you
You be nice
She likes you thinks you like her
You just being nice.
Don't understand wtf happend when she flips out on you
????
Profit her hot friends

Unfortunately she was the hot friend. I know it may seem like i am being some sort of shallow prick but her friend was better looking, slightly, but had the personality of a wet towel. The girl that was hitting on me was just not my type to. She would talk about how many guys she sucked off at work. Not the kinda person i would go for.

ahhh....understood. way I see it though so it might make it more your senerio
Ugly=Girl you are not attracted to for whatever reason... but...ewwwww wtf gross. Thats nasty as hell

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Well I've not really met someone I feel attracted to, thus I've never felt the need to flirt...Maybe it's because there are only 4 girls in my school around my age group... Anyway, I'm not a natural flirt and I've never really flirted before but I imagine that I'd flirt through a combination of chivalry and lasciviousness

 

[lettucethesallad]

I've been told that I'm a natural flirt. I don't notice it too much on a daily basis, to me I'm just being nice. But then again I'm bad at noticing things like that, guys have to whack me over the head with the fact that they like me before I get it.

 

[Yokai]

I have absolutely no idea what to do, and this is why I have not only failed at initiating a relationship with anyone, but missed all the hints that people were into me, only finding out long after it was too late. The fear of rejection prevents me from trying anything. Someone needs to slap me and shout "BE A MAN" or something.