Poll: How do you open bags?

[Guitar Gamer]

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pre emting or not you have honour to uphold!
but as of now it matters not, we have a duel to continue:
your parrying dagger may be quick, but I am MASTER of the rapier!
have at ye!

My Honour has never been compromised!
En Garde! For The Honour Of The Emperor And Empire, I Shall (Verbally) Run You Through!
errrmmmm... I don't really have anything to attack, so I'm making a blood oath for my move.
*Cuts Left Forefinger*

for the honour of the escapist and for the love of the most lovely Glados I!!!!!
ask the referee to tell me what my roll is on a number to 20 amd then a number to 10, I guess your armor is 14 since you joined in 2009 which is 20-9 which is equal to 11 plus 3 since march is the 3rd month of the year

 

[Jedamethis]

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pre emting or not you have honour to uphold!
but as of now it matters not, we have a duel to continue:
your parrying dagger may be quick, but I am MASTER of the rapier!
have at ye!

My Honour has never been compromised!
En Garde! For The Honour Of The Emperor And Empire, I Shall (Verbally) Run You Through!
errrmmmm... I don't really have anything to attack, so I'm making a blood oath for my move.
*Cuts Left Forefinger*

for the honour of the escapist and for the love of the most lovely Glados I!!!!!
ask the referee to tell me what my roll is on a number to 20 amd then a number to 10, I guess your armor is 14 since you joined in 2009 which is 20-9 which is equal to 11 plus 3 since march is the 3rd month of the year

What? Do you want me to get a number from 1-20 and then another from 1-10?
If so:
1-20 = 11
1-10 = 10

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Teeth. Nature's own knives.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

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for the honour of the escapist and for the love of the most lovely Glados I!!!!!
ask the referee to tell me what my roll is on a number to 20 amd then a number to 10, I guess your armor is 14 since you joined in 2009 which is 20-9 which is equal to 11 plus 3 since march is the 3rd month of the year

This isn't going to work. We're both fighting for the Honour of the Escapist, and our own respective clans and factions. And you didn't factor my Dueling Shield into my armour. I personally took it from Duncan Idaho's corpse.

Anyway... I Propose An Alliance Against The True Enemies Here! Neither Of Use Need (Verbally) Perish Here! We Have A Greater Enemy To Fight!
I Propose We Join Forces And Fight The Trolls!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

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for the honour of the escapist and for the love of the most lovely Glados I!!!!!
ask the referee to tell me what my roll is on a number to 20 amd then a number to 10, I guess your armor is 14 since you joined in 2009 which is 20-9 which is equal to 11 plus 3 since march is the 3rd month of the year

This isn't going to work. We're both fighting for the Honour of the Escapist, and our own respective clans and factions. And you didn't factor my Dueling Shield into my armour. I personally took it from Duncan Idaho's corpse.

Anyway... I Propose An Alliance Against The True Enemies Here! Neither Of Use Need (Verbally) Perish Here! We Have A Greater Enemy To Fight!
I Propose We Join Forces And Fight The Trolls!

you provide a provocative point dear sir..........*pulls mustach*..........I accept, for the mutual benefit of us all we truce, unless such blatant actions against each others honour are the case, WHICH I'm most sure won't be, good daynight to you sir
*grabs top hat and coat*
and one more thing..................................................*pulls off blond mustach* I AM NOT REALLY gentleman Guitar Gamer hailing from CAnada!!! I am Gentlemen Guitar Gamer Hailing form a not so parrell universe near this one *throws smoke bomb in front of self* MUAHAHAHAAA! *runs off into night*
[sup]our truce still stands though[/sup]

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

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you provide a provocative point dear sir..........*pulls mustach*..........I accept, for the mutual benefit of us all we truce, unless such blatant actions against each others honour are the case, WHICH I'm most sure won't be, good daynight to you sir
*grabs top hat and coat*
and one more thing..................................................*pulls off blond mustach* I AM NOT REALLY gentleman Guitar Gamer hailing from CAnada!!! I am Gentlemen Guitar Gamer Hailing form a not so parrell universe near this one *throws smoke bomb in front of self* MUAHAHAHAAA! *runs off into night*
[sup]our truce still stands though[/sup]

Heh, I did say that I was doing this for Emperor and Empire, But what I didn't tell you is that I was part of the ruling Council, and a Diplomat.
It's a good thing that I can turn a situation around like that
Coincidentally, makes me good at manipulating people.
[sub]Not that I was aiming to get you to accept or anything. of course I didn't know exactly what to say. heh. [/sub]
But, as you have agreed to the alliance, Trolls Beware!
Heh, and to withdraw from this pact, you would have to break from your own honour.
Bwahahahaha!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

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you provide a provocative point dear sir..........*pulls mustach*..........I accept, for the mutual benefit of us all we truce, unless such blatant actions against each others honour are the case, WHICH I'm most sure won't be, good daynight to you sir
*grabs top hat and coat*
and one more thing..................................................*pulls off blond mustach* I AM NOT REALLY gentleman Guitar Gamer hailing from CAnada!!! I am Gentlemen Guitar Gamer Hailing form a not so parrell universe near this one *throws smoke bomb in front of self* MUAHAHAHAAA! *runs off into night*
[sup]our truce still stands though[/sup]

Heh, I did say that I was doing this for Emperor and Empire, But what I didn't tell you is that I was part of the ruling Council, and a Diplomat.
It's a good thing that I can turn a situation around like that
Coincidentally, makes me good at manipulating people.
[sub]Not that I was aiming to get you to accept or anything. of course I didn't know exactly what to say. heh. [/sub]
But, as you have agreed to the alliance, Trolls Beware!
Heh, and to withdraw from this pact, you would have to break from your own honour.
Bwahahahaha!

of course, this also applies to you, though I really don't se what the trick is since neither of us trully won the duel, a win must be absolute and announced, neither officially happend so it is at stalemate,

 

[Russian_Assassin]

With a chainsaw.

 

[Jedamethis]

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I Win! This was all a cunning ploy to get you both to make peace so I could annihalate both of you at once! Muhahahah!

Edit: I can't believe I said that in a thread about opening bags

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

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of course, this also applies to you, though I really don't se what the trick is since neither of us trully won the duel, a win must be absolute and announced, neither officially happend so it is at stalemate,

This is my second Verbal Duel on the Escapist.
and my second draw.
but a draw can be seen as a victory for both parties.
so, seen through that, I enrich the Escapist community with wins!
hehehehehe
there are no losers here!
Except trolls, of course.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

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of course, this also applies to you, though I really don't se what the trick is since neither of us trully won the duel, a win must be absolute and announced, neither officially happend so it is at stalemate,

This is my second Verbal Duel on the Escapist.
and my second draw.
but a draw can be seen as a victory for both parties.
so, seen through that, I enrich the Escapist community with wins!
hehehehehe
there are no losers here!
Except trolls, of course.

really I'm still surprised that you took so well the fact I tricked you into thinking I was from canada or let alone earth, most people when
I reveal this to them: they either faint or drop dead in petrifacation
(no I don't know if that is a word)

 

[MysticnFm]

I shout
"ON MY FATHERS honour! THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!!"
then storm out of the room..........................................
give or take a hour later I storm back in with a rapier and challenge the bag to a duel

How does the bag usually react to such a challenge?

 

[FranzTyphid]

i destroy the box with my "mind unboxing powers"

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I take a wooden club and beat it until it submits.

 

[MrGFunk]

I usually use scissors even if I can open it. I like the clean line it gives that doesn't catch on my fingers...

 

[TankCopter]

Scissors, or I cut them with my teeth. I have abnormally sharp incisors which I make full use of.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

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really I'm still surprised that you took so well the fact I tricked you into thinking I was from canada or let alone earth, most people when
I reveal this to them: they either faint or drop dead in petrifacation
(no I don't know if that is a word)

meh, whoever said I am from Earth?
My Latest reincarnation is from Utopia.
And before that Markab.
I Love Imperial Technology at it's Finest.
Makes other races crap their collective pants.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

-snip-
really I'm still surprised that you took so well the fact I tricked you into thinking I was from canada or let alone earth, most people when
I reveal this to them: they either faint or drop dead in petrifacation
(no I don't know if that is a word)

meh, whoever said I am from Earth?
My Latest reincarnation is from Utopia.
And before that Markab.
I Love Imperial Technology at it's Finest.
Makes other races crap their collective pants.

huh, I'm really just content with my warp drive and assorted cyborgs and robots, like a recreation of bender heh heh, he's a gas

I shout
"ON MY FATHERS honour! THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!!"
then storm out of the room..........................................
give or take a hour later I storm back in with a rapier and challenge the bag to a duel

How does the bag usually react to such a challenge?

the way any gentleman bag would: by opening