Poll: How do you open bags?

[Katherine Kerensky]

-snip-
huh, I'm really just content with my warp drive and assorted cyborgs and robots, like a recreation of bender heh heh, he's a gas

you're still using Warp Drives?
There really is no hope, is there? [/joke]

 

[Doktor Merkwurdigliebe]

I'm so cool that the bags open themselves before me.

 

[Darth Pope]

I put it in front of my speakers with ZP running until the shear acidity of Yahtzee's commentary melts the bag.

 

[Xero Scythe]

With a blowtorch, the best way duh

I've just come up with the best way, actually.

C4. Lots of it. Like 30pounds of the stuff.

you do realize 4 pounds is enough to blow a tank off the face of the earth, correct?

 

[Kriptonite]

Scythe. Enough said.

 

[Alphavillain]

I get my butler to do things like that.

 

[Sassafrass]

With a blowtorch, the best way duh

I've just come up with the best way, actually.

C4. Lots of it. Like 30pounds of the stuff.

you do realize 4 pounds is enough to blow a tank off the face of the earth, correct?

I do now...
Where were you 2 minutes ago? I've just blown a crater the size of a small island gettig into a bag of crisps.

 

[LockHeart]

If I can't pull the two top bits apart, I'll do my utmost to pop it with the loudest possible bang I can muster!

 

[joschen]

First of all... The bag is on another floor. This means i will have to leave the computer, walk up all those stairs, get if down from the top shelf. After that i will have to bring it down to the basement and AFTER ALL THIS i will have to open it.

I guess my point is... One of you guys, bring me that bag and open it for me plz.

 

[Snugglebunny]

I pull on it, try to pop it, then I try to rip it, then when it won't rip, I look for a knife, and when I can't find and knife I give it to my friend, who then touches it and it opens magically.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

I throw it against a wall and say evil things.
If that doesn't work, I go Christian Bale on it.

What don't you fucking understand? Are you a bag or not? You're supposed to open! DO YOU WANT ME TO TRASH YOUR CONTENTS?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

-snip-
huh, I'm really just content with my warp drive and assorted cyborgs and robots, like a recreation of bender heh heh, he's a gas

you're still using Warp Drives?
There really is no hope, is there? [/joke]

well sorry we don't all want our bloody particles temporarily turned into antimatter with those screwy plasma hyper drive thing-a-mig-jigs

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I open it with my trusty Desert Eagle. The damn thing solves everything, including mother-in-laws (pauses for the cacophany of laughter).

 

[Zahri]

-snip-
huh, I'm really just content with my warp drive and assorted cyborgs and robots, like a recreation of bender heh heh, he's a gas

you're still using Warp Drives?
There really is no hope, is there? [/joke]

well sorry we don't all want our bloody particles temporarily turned into antimatter with those screwy plasma hyper drive thing-a-mig-jigs

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH!

The guy with the weird masked stick figure avatar wins. He entertains me. :3

 

[El Poncho]

I rip it open and if that fails I get the scissors and if they fail because they are racist scissors(right handed scissors) Then I break down and cry and start using my teeth.

 

[bodyklok]

I coerce someone else into doing it, like I, the man I am, would actually waste my time doing something so menial.

In fact, I've got a friend to write out this whole post for me.

Alternatively I eat it whole, bag and all.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

-snip-
huh, I'm really just content with my warp drive and assorted cyborgs and robots, like a recreation of bender heh heh, he's a gas

you're still using Warp Drives?
There really is no hope, is there? [/joke]

well sorry we don't all want our bloody particles temporarily turned into antimatter with those screwy plasma hyper drive thing-a-mig-jigs

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH!

The guy with the weird masked stick figure avatar wins. He entertains me. :3

*bows* thank you ladies and gentlemen of the Escapist! good day and in some cases; good night!
[sup]also thank you sir for not calling the masked stick figure a ghost, too many people make that mistake[/sup]

 

[Zahri]

-snip-
huh, I'm really just content with my warp drive and assorted cyborgs and robots, like a recreation of bender heh heh, he's a gas

you're still using Warp Drives?
There really is no hope, is there? [/joke]

well sorry we don't all want our bloody particles temporarily turned into antimatter with those screwy plasma hyper drive thing-a-mig-jigs

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH!

The guy with the weird masked stick figure avatar wins. He entertains me. :3

*bows* thank you ladies and gentlemen of the Escapist! good day and in some cases; good night!
[sup]also thank you sir for not calling the masked stick figure a ghost, too many people make that mistake[/sup]

I saw your post about the lil comics featuring em ^^ I would like to read them.

OT: Knife ;D

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I saw your post about the lil comics featuring em ^^ I would like to read them.

OT: Knife ;D

well take in mind that I wrote them in grade 6, and 7 it's not really Watchmen or Akira here
though I must say the latter ones were loved by everyone who read them